words of the week

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just a few of the many i found here, at whirled headquarters.

Implufticate: Revolting against your better judgment in a moment of severe personal inflation.

Hyfer: A young cow who just drank way too much coffee.

Holar: Blowing sunshine out your ass.

Astrality: An unexpected death in a family of psychics.

Bullogical: Makes sense to stubborn men.

Precogjestion: Eating now 'cause you might get hungry later.

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Oh, thankyouthankyouthankyou for that...I needed a good laugh today.

ROFL!! me, too, me, toooo!

Hehe... I hope this isn't stealing your thunder, but here are some more:

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Burglesque: A poorly planned break-in. (See: Watergate)

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid & an asshole.

cool. i love these 'new' words. the pharmaceutical industry has some too, for those 'male problems' --

mycoxaphalen and the ever-popular mydixadril

I would love to know what names the drug guys had to pass on because they sounded too goofy...

Holar: Blowing sunshine out your ass.

This one is fascinating me - I'm trying to picture this.
Would it be silent or would sound effects be involved?

Dftbly: Definitely maybe or possible perhaps never. Man I am using this one at work.

that's perfect, greybird.

I love holar. It seems like a perfect definition for service personnel who are overly cheerful but obviously insincere. I can just hear it, walking out of a store, "man, that cashier was a totally holar!".

My personal favorite is reintarnation... being here in Alabama it really hits home. :)

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