so there we are at the dmv, daughter waiting to take the driving test. and i'm standing outside the driver side window, and the inevitable question comes up. will my boobs ever be as big as yours? and i am forced to give the same answer, no, honey, i don't think so. and she complains, 'what happened? gramma nora (on her dad's side) has big boobs. you have big boobs. why don't i have big boobs?' and i apologize for having small breasted genes coming from somewhere in my mysterious adopted past, and she looks dejected. i try to cheer her up with the fact that enormous breasts just suck, that they really mess with the ability to find cute clothes, that they are in the way all the time, and try finding nice bras that don't look like tank armor? hmmph. it's just horrible.
i don't understand why anyone would want extra large size boobs. actually, i didn't mind them when i was thinner and they were a reasonable size, but since i've gotten heavier, they're just ridiculous.
i wish she would just be happy with what she's got, they're so much more convenient and practical.
oh, footnote: she did not pass. she did more or less exactly the same thing i did when i failed my first driving test, lo those many years ago. so basically, she just inherited the wrong sets of genes, poor thing.






i don't think she'd ever do anything that foolish with her health, she's quite health-conscious.
she'll just complain. i think she inherited that gene from me too.
I'm sorry to hear your daughter failed her driving test. I'm sure she'll pass next time.
I would also like larger breasts however I see that the new wonderbra model is only a b cup.
Your daughter appeared completely stunning in the last photo you presented of her.
oh, she is quite beautiful. and there is nothing wrong with the size of anything, it's like wKen said, we all want what we don't have. i can pretty much say that of my hair color, texture, boob size, and overall size.
*sigh*
I always wanted bigger boobs. 34B was just not sufficient in high school. After college....gained 45 lbs and got the boobs I always wanted...but I no longer wanted em. Man they are a pain in the butt. Luckily...i lost the 45....and the boobs.
I meant every word I said. I can appreciate the beauty of breasts and still prize the women that carry them. I can also say that beautiful breasts do not make-up for an ugly personality (at least, not for more than a day or two).
wait, wken, i'm almost convinced! keep going! ;)
I do not ahve the amount of notches in my belt wken does.. Or even a fraction there of. But I went from as small as you get to damn near as big. And frankly, they both complained and I missed wich ever one I was not with. So Hey, take waht ya got and smile.
I do not ahve the amount of notches in my belt wken does.. Or even a fraction there of. But I went from as small as you get to damn near as big. And frankly, they both complained and I missed wich ever one I was not with. So Hey, take waht ya got and smile.
My wife's got a pair on her that classify as 'Oh My God'. I'll spare the specifics, since if I actually said what they were, you wouldn't believe me. ;)
Our daughter is a petite and tiny little thing. She's only seven, so we have a few years yet before having to worry about this particular issue. Still. It must be said. I hope my daughter has your daughter's 'problems', kd.
The backpain. The boy trouble. The backpain. Oy vey.
....the boy trouble. oy.
Your daughter definitely has attractive boobs. No need for them to get any bigger at all.
As far as the driving test goes, my apologies. I know how badly I wanted my driver's license when I was growing up -- looked forward to it for years.
Regarding boobs, personally I prefer small ones. I find really large ones a turnoff, but that's just me.
Fret not, she will pass her driving test soon. My Father used to make fun of my mother way back when. She took her driving test 4 times before passing. He (my Father) claims that the man who gave my Mother driving lessons actually bought a new car out of the money he made from teaching her. Mummy was usually not amused. Just a pleasant memory of her.
All girls, I think, want big boobs when they grow up. But when they get older and that wish comes true, they realize that big boobs are nothing but a pain ... literally in some cases! I can't imagine anybody consciously trying to make their boobs large. Smaller, maybe ... but not bigger.
Sorry about the driving test gene. ;)
I've noticed that nobody wants what they have. Women with big breasts want smaller ones. Small breasted women want big ones. Brunettes want to be blondes and blondes want to be redheads. People with straight hair want curls and people with curly hair want it straight. We all just want what we don't have.
Breasts are cool in any shape and size. It is the person attached that ultimately makes all the difference. Really.
Ha, what a cute anecdote. I got my Mom's boobage, (not too big, not too small), but I also got her feet. Quack. Quack. I used to *thank* her for them all the time.
i'm seriously small-breasted, and i have never wanted big boobs. i occasionally lament the fact that i can't buy sexy lingerie at vs, or that the upper half of my body is somewhat out of proportion to my voluptuous bottom half. but mostly i'm just glad that i can jog without a sports bra, in a pinch.
ps - does anyone believe wken? cause i don't. all those boobies on his website and now he claims it's the person that matters? hmmmm... ladies?
i'd be willing to believe that he is a boob connoisseur to the extent he likes 'em in all sizes.
if i jogged without a sports bra (which since i don't jog, would never happen), i would probably knock myself unconscious.
ha! this brings to mind the conclusion of my driver's test.
the grim man turned to me and said severely, "You passed. Barely."
he must not have been into my small boobs.
Please try to impress upon her the fact that small natural boobs are much more aesthetically pleasing (and sexy-looking) than artificial ones. That way she won't make the dumb decision to have big silicon beach balls surgically inserted.
when i was skinny-skinny, i was a 34-C. at relatively normal weights, 36D-38DD. now? i haven't bought a bra recently but the 38DD is a joke.
i keep thinking i should just lose weight, and have my whole wardrobe back, but more and more it's looking like time to buy new clothes. *sigh*
The only reason my boobs aren't a size "A" is because I've gained weight. I've always had small teeters. But, honestly, it's never really bothered me.
Well I find that I have liking big boobs days and disliking big boobs days.. sometimes I think they are great because you can fill a dress out with them, and it's nice to have cuddling moments with your other half- but I hate them when I go out shopping and can't wear little "clubbing tops"!! It is particularly annoying when you are with a friend who says "34G, they can't be that big!" or "Of course you can go without a bra with that top." Smaller breasted females just don't understand abbout "droop-city".
Before I developed breasts I was really envious of my best friend who was wearing a training bra. I wanted to have a heaving bosom like the wenchs on the period tv. drama. So basically, as you say, we always want what we don't have... Maybe your daughter's breast will get bigger - but if they do she'll probably be complaining about that too!
i am 14 years old and i have size 34 C boobs and i have noticed that that is a lot bigger than the girls in my school i get A LOT of attention from guys and girls are always saying that they are jealous of me :S what i really want to know is if my size is normal for someone my age.
i was that big at 12, so ...
normal is a really wide range.
i don't get this! i came here cuz i'm 14 and have very little boobs! not even an a size yet!! couldn't ya'll have some kind of explanation?