yoda's penis

"It's only natural to be a little curious about Yoda's penis. I've certainly asked myself all the usual questions: How long is it when flaccid? How long erect? Is it circumcised? Is it shaped like a human penis? Is it the same shade of green as the rest of him? Is it wrinkled? Veiny? Freckled? How much pubic hair does Yoda have? Is the hair curly or wispy? Is there enough hair to hide the testicles? And how large are the testicles? And how pendulous?"

17 Comments

By jen on August 15, 2002 2:56 AM

EWWGROSS!
LMAO....

By redsugar on August 15, 2002 3:02 AM

i suddenly feel a bout of toon pr0n coming on... but it's probably been done...

By Linkmeister on August 15, 2002 3:03 AM

Um. "It's only natural..." Natural for whom? I can truthfully say the thought has never occurred to me in all my years. Now that the subject has been "raised," I will do my best to never think of it again. Sheesh. ;)

By Chicken Little on August 15, 2002 3:04 AM

I think I went to school with that kids whole family.

By kd on August 15, 2002 3:07 AM

it's such a lot of questions, too -- such a thorough approach. i don't think there's a penis-related question not addressed there.

By wKen on August 15, 2002 3:55 AM

I'll think about Amidala's nipples, and you can worry about Yoda's penis.

By Androma on August 15, 2002 5:44 AM

I think tufty, like the hair on his head. But I try to focus on his light sabre instead, when my mind wanders too far down that road...

By kd on August 15, 2002 5:47 AM

yes, all that phallic lightsaber action. mmm.

By Kelly on August 15, 2002 7:40 AM

Classic. God ... you've just got to love The Onion.

And, uhh, no ... it never dawned on me. Not once. Now if he was talking Han Solo ... well, yeah! ;)

By kd on August 15, 2002 8:49 AM

heh--

"Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie I'm the root of all that's evil yea but you can call me cookie"

-the bloodhound gang

By hoodieKATE on August 15, 2002 9:08 AM

i really have nothing to say.

By kd on August 15, 2002 9:14 AM

aww, c'mon hoodieKATE, we know you have these feelings. it's ok. it's perfectly normal! we wonder about yoda's dinkie. we all do.

it's ok :)

By Dr. D. on August 15, 2002 9:35 AM

I guess as I'm male, I have to go with wKen above, I really don't care about penises (except my own, we do tend to be a bit selfish about that part of our anatomy). Now, if you were talking 'kitty', that's a completely different matter. Anyhow, let me behave myself!

By kool keith on August 16, 2002 2:06 AM

hilarious! I blogged about it and linked you:

This made me laugh a LOT this morning. I'm not sure if I've ever thought about Yoda's penis, but I guess I probably have, what with all those hours spent with my Star Wars toys. I remember you could take off Yoda's little robe and he had a cane and a snake, actually a pretty kinky action figure now that I really think about it. Amazing the stuff that won't come out in $100 an hour therapy sessions but spills right out on the internet.

Link courtesy of kd.

peace-
kool keith

By say-say on August 16, 2002 5:22 AM

Oh my gosh. It's like we're connected at the brain...

By Toxiclabrat on August 16, 2002 7:18 AM

Never put much thought in yoda's privates...
I just don't want those little hands all over me...yuksville..
And he floats too, probably follows ya all around until he gets ya!!

By derek on December 18, 2002 2:40 AM

i have no desire to know what yodas cock looks like. but i would like to know what queen padime amidala looks like naked, she hot.