kid: (eating sweet tarts) mommy, are you a crossdresser?
me: um.
kid: if you pick blue, you're a crossdresser. if i pick pink, i'm a crossdresser. is yellow a girlie color? i won't eat the yellow.
me: ...
um
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Well. Hmmmm.
Tell Kurtwood to let me know when he finds out about the yellow. That's my favorite color, especially in candies, and I'm dying to know what that makes me. ;-) Does anyone remember those little round lemony things? Not lemon drops exactly but similar. I used to love those things.
Kurtwood is endlessly fascinating and amusing. :)
lemonheads?
yeah, the kid is a trip.
and he's 5 years old?! definitely surfing the Net when you're not.
Lee, are you thinking of Lemonheads? love those things.
Don't introduce the kid to Everlasting Gobstoppers. It might give him a serious sexual identity crisis.
I think he's surfin' the net when you're not looking :).
Oh my.
Administering obstructed airway procedures to Shelley after reading her this one...
:)
um. i eat the green ones...
At least he didn’t ask about the green ones. Just imagine how much fun that conversation would be.
hilarious. poetic.
you know, he's quite conflicted about color. red is his favorite (fire engines), and since pink is like red, he likes it too, but he worries about that.
Not only is Kurtwood a photographer, he also issues profound statements that boggle the mind.
As well you should.
...and taking your time, I hope <g>.