the end of the world is near ... take cover

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ok, so with the apocalypse right around the corner now, i'm figuring it can't hurt to prepare and i don't mean rush out and grab 10 rolls of duct tape and some bottled water, i mean ... mentally. spritually even. chances are there will be survivors, it's not a given but, it could happen. getting caught up in such a thing totally unawares could break you, you know. so prepare.

me? i dream about a postapocalyptic world, in depth, recurrently, and they are among my very favorite dreams, along with the ones where i can fly with my mind, and the ones i can say 'hey this is my dream let's do things differently', but i digress. in the postapocalyptic world, i'll be just fine. one of the things i do best is improvise and fake it and get by. good skill to have on hand should the world end. we're talking about a totally different set of challenges than those of the current society. there's no such thing as a lack of purpose in the life that follows surviving the collapse of civilization as we know it. nothing is pointless. no, life is very very pointy at that point. very pointy. and we get to loot the pharmacies! i mean, wait, no, never mind that.

oy. i haven't said oy in awhile, but i'm saying it now, then i'm going to bed, as soon as i finish listening to the queensryche, joe walsh, dokken, elvis costello, louden wainwright III, joe jackson, reo speedwagon, and donny iris i downloaded tonight. meadows! i'm out here in the meadow, part of an old stone wall, stand here because he says so, waiting around to fall. no, not really.

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You are suppose to hide in a room that has as little windows as possible. That would leave my bathroom. The duct tape and H20 are no problem.
Its trying to get the cat in the room with me.
I suppose all the animals outside will be harmed.
Including the birdies...
It is such a beautiful world. It is such a shame...

donny iris? niiiiiiice. i'd go grab that vinyl i haven't thought of since the 80s but i gotta science fair to go to. remind me to tell you my story sometime later tho.

i think the whole duct tape thing is kind of ironic. i mean, if it truly is the best thing since sliced bread then wouldn't that be a kick if it saved us from the nerve gas, et al?

If the coasts do get bombed I hereby invite all the California and Surreally peeps to drive over here to flyoverland where it's safe because there is nothing worth bombing.

We can still all go and raid the pharmacies though, can't we? I actually have a book that gives tips on knocking off pharmacies, but can't convince any of my friends to help me out with it.

When I think about the post-apocalypse, I change the subject. lalala...what's that you're saying? I can't hear you!

Happy Valentine's Day, kd! *mwah*

completely off topic and possibly inappropriate but everytime I see that picture of the lock that kurtwood shot it appears to be a naked woman's legs and crotch.

Just for a second and then my mind fixes it.

Wow, I need, err, something.

Happy Valentine's Day, kd!!!!

kd, you are my definitely in my top ten for someone to share a bomb shelter with, given your taste in music. although i think for the first few days after the apocalypse i would have to listen to "across the universe" over and over and over again, with a pillow over my head. and yeah, me too about preferring albino vampirehood to charles hestonism. (shucks, maybe i already am an albino vampire.....)

i'm going to overdose on chocolate tonight and hope that my superelevated endorphin levels will somehow cause 100 monkeys to bring about world peace.

rock on...

Rockin' with Dokken. Man, I knew I liked you, KD! Uh-oh -- 80's flashback. Must go find my Mike Reno bandana!

When I think about the post-apocalypse, I always think about the film 12 Monkeys.

That seems most accurate to me. I desolate land with people living underground scared of whatever might still be loose topside.

It's also a damn good movie.

Oh this is hilarious.

For some reason the kd kelly forum is accusing me of violating something called the COPPA act, and wants my parents or guardian to sign some kind of consent form!!!

I almost peed my pants laughing. I can probably get my mom to sign it for you if you really want, though she's gonna think I'm trying to scam her.

This is the funniest thing to happen all week. All I wanted to do was be a member of the forum!

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