it reads well, the list:
for you / bittersweet me / jumper / right now / i love my computer / lawyers guns & money / all you zombies / time stand still / southern cross / home by the sea / layla / woman from tokyo / if i had a rocket launcher / badge / standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my pocket / at the hundredth meridian
it would almost be helping me focus, if i weren't such an unfocused individual in general & particularly restless & i'm in this pair of old favorite shorts & the cutest little tshirt as a result of a recent expedition to the garage for clothes that have been out there some two years & damn. (& yes, i did shave my legs. for me.) basically, being that i'm the only one i ever, um, ... & what with me looking so cute & all & ... what i mean to say is i need to quit copping feels from my ownself & get to work. not as easy as it sounds.
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& last night i installed a PHP dealythingy that goes to the department of homeland security every four hours & checks the alert level in the sidebar. if that sucker goes red you can bet i'm going to stop dillydallying & get me some real live end-of-the-world sex. & there will be someone else involved. oh you betcha.
& it's the simplest, easiest, coolest little bit of code ever. there's an actual MT plugin that can be installed that does the reading of the alert level from the DHS but the PHP version was ever so much cooler, because it refreshes on pageload rather than when the page rebuilds.
PHP makes me so horny.
since you installed what ever it is that you did (remember, complete computer illiterate here), can you change it to red whenever you want? that could be interesting.
wheels are spinning. oh my yes they are.
Nice selection. ...forgot about Badge.
Hmmm... If I weren't already hooked up...
I'd much rather check on my safety level by coming to your page than to go to the Homeland Security page. Consider this some sort of perverse public service. Plus, it's extremely cool.
"copping feels from my own self". you are hilarious!
"PHP makes me so horny" ... I see writing a lot more PHP code in my near future :-)
And to think, I spent all that time in my youth learning to be a musician so I could be exciting ... when computer geekdom was the secret all along!
geeky = sexy, definitely.