i would like to thank the inventor of the shower massage & the designers at blue asphalt jeans for getting me to work today. it was actually the jeans that got me in the shower, rather the discovery that they fit again, & the delight at the way they fit. on the day of fitting into righteous ass-pants, one *must* get out in the world. & even with that motivation, had it not been for the long, long, hot shower, there would have been no hope. none whatsoever.
you know, a good-fitting pair of pants is very stimulating.
well, yeah, i mean, ... that's ... you know, um. mmhmm. i love my shower massage very very much.
Even better than a shower massage, the jets of bubbles that blow out of those holes in hot tubs are fun for both boys and girls. Or at least that's what a friend has told me...
what's really fun is having a completely public orgasm in one of those hot tubs & trying to look utterly casual about it.
so i've heard. is it hot in here?
Again with the ass-comment tease. What do I have to do? PHP include my ass to your comments before we get a picture?
I don't imagine that would work as you've probably turned such things off, but you do get my point, of that I'm certain.
Ass, gas or grass, liz. Nobody brags for free.
i have my camera with me. i'm working up the nerve. it is not a little ass, i warn you. it might frighten you.
All we're looking for is a left cheek sneak.
When I was a child I had an unusual attraction to those fake farm animals on big springs at the playground.. They made me feel "special". When I told my mother, she wouldn't let me play on them anymore.
there is nothing like a good fitting pair of jeans!
So is a shower massage if it is aimed right...