i'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie

i love hormones. it's like free drugs, but you have to just reach in the baggie with your eyes closed and take whatever you grab, sometimes you're a bloated psychopath, sometimes you wander around the house all day in a floaty little nightshirt barely able to resist throwing yourself down on the couch and having your way with yourself.

so i've heard.