- entenmann's ultimate crumb cake is not the answer. wait. yes it is.
- i will not kill anyone. else. today. unless it becomes necessary.
- i will not hang out at ruinyourlife.com thinking, hmm.
- i will not be tharn. unless i look really cute doing it.
- i will not make melodramatic lists with ulterior motives carefully designed to elicit certain reactions, and then go tharn and hang out at ruinyourlife.com rather than answer my email.
- i will not have a beer before noon. that's right there will be no sleepdrinking whatsoever.
- i will not avoid my email because it makes me nervous. even though i have every right to be nervous. all that spam yeah that's it.
- i will not bite my toenails. or anyone elses.
- i will not put anything larger than my elbow in my ear. or your ass for that matter. thank me. thank me now.
- i will not use my blog as a tool of hypnotic evil. you are getting very sleepy. probably because this is so boring. but maybe not. [insert spooky theramin effect]
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and i keep adding to it. such a fun list.
what you mean no toe biting. but.but. they are yummy, and cute. and nibbley and did i mention, cute? liz, you know you're taking all the fun out of life ;o>.
ooh sleepy..zzzzzzzz...
no, i just meant that bad habit of chewing the toenails. toe nibbling is still in. oh definitely. but maybe not my own. or -- hey! that gives me an idea.
ummm hmmmm... Work with that one...
Entenmann�s crumb cake has answered a lot of my life deficienies, I'll tell you that.
Wow - that ruinyourlife.com spot is intense.
I like your list, by the way.
i was googling for the lyrics of hotdog in a hallway and i found this blog with these interesting other lyrics and i googled for them to see who it was and ended up at ruinyourlife.com which is, yeah, intense.
uh, you chew them while they are still on? limber much?
if not, disregard.
what, you can't bite your own toes? i ... now here's an idea for an interesting self-portrait. oh my yes.