... a life which naturally involves vacationing alternatively from reality where the gas stations have waterfalls that are limpid pools that are also birdbaths:
... not a tire. an art project. an experiment. a fucking with the laws of physics type of a deal. i have other excuses most of them procrastinatory.
... ooh. how clever.
uniroyal makes some tough-ass tires boy i tell ya.
Gas stations used to give out toys with a fill up, remember that? Like - real toys.
they used to give out entire sets of like, glassware & other things that are now priceless collectibles on ebay.
they used to have this thing called "full service" too. they'd put the gas in your car & check under the hood & wash your windows & shit. it was weird. well it was normal then but if it happened now it would no doubt cause widespread panic.
I would panic if somebody tried to check my oil.
i used to do full service lol. check your oil, your air, fill it up? my hands were dirty for months at a time.