yesterday, i wanted to ram my car violently into this truck to see if that flamey sign was a buncha b.s. or what:
yesterday, i wanted to ram my car violently into this car, just because:
yesterday, i thought i missed this shot but i totally nailed it, even though i was going pretty fast right behind a truck with a flamey sign on it. is there anything more amurrican than a tattered flag atop an oil rig? i ask you:
today, i drank a can of hello boss. as you can see, hello boss has over 200 ppm of coffeine and an expiry date of two years:
today, the fortune cookie that came with my free lunch told me "today will be lucky and memorable for you"
okay.
One can never drink too much coffiene. in fact, i'm about to contact my state senator to see if we can estabish a "Coffiene day".
Good grief, you can keep that stuff around to use as battery acid if you need some...
Caffeine is an aphrodisiac. That is why you want to ram everything in sight.
I like the little guy on the can of Hello Boss. He made the drink especially for you.
he did! because he knew i needed lotsa PPM's of coffeine to make me happy.
Hellobossisrellyrellygoodandyoushouldtryittoo. Ohandlizsaysitsrellygoodforyourhandeyecoordination.
You are a Coolness Correspondent.
Hey - I heard it's best to burn the fortune from your fortune cookie - burn it in the ashtray and it comes true.
mmm. fire. (just little fires mind you. not the big ugly ones. but little fires, yeah.)