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  • ninety one point five

    Take your pick, distance or temp, more or less. The heat was hot and the ground was dry ...

  • bicycle

    And at the beginning of December, I joined the Distance Challenge: 1,250km. 776 miles, or ...

  • bicycle bicycle

    Staying up late blogging is bad for me. I get on the bike and my legs feel dizzy, woozy, l ...

  • bicycle bicycle bicycle

    At some point in early 2015, Tank Girl's brakes stopped stopping. I went to the bike shop ...

  • bicycle bicycle bicycle bicycle

    In the beginning there was the BSO, and she was good. Or not, it's possible she was terrib ...

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  • 2011.01“ dotdotdot ”
  • road trip

    This is not a tribute, though I must admit I wish it was. It was not even a help, even tho ...

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  • 2002.12“ dotdotdot ”
  • a public thanking

    thanks to D, who sent books -- Fight Club, and Jung's Undiscovered Self. excellent. most ...

  • ... and then it hit me

    so i was walking down the hall, carrying my third cup of coffee, and it hit me like this w ...

  • sunsets and other things

    it takes forever and seven to upload these. but the sky this dusk, it was .. it was .. her ...

  • accidental poesy

    so a while ago, the post titles in the "recent comments" were arranged thusly: computer. ...

  • unprecedented levels of offline-ness

    my goodness. not only thirty-six hours between posts, but i also went nearly twenty hours ...

  • computer. driving. me. insane.

    it's old. it's slow. something about something causes the DVD player to vanish when an eje ...

  • a room with a moose

    so i brought the Zim VCDs to work, where there are better geeks. we have determined that W ...

  • you know what must really suck?

    being a DJ for a Clear Channel affiliate, and playing 'The Last DJ' and trying to delude y ...

  • six is having problems adjusting to his clone status

    this rocks. you don't know how worried i've been about wearing out my organs -- i am a bit ...

  • happy birthday Shelagh!

    wow, the day after christmas. that's a tough time for a birthday -- everyone tired and sti ...

  • snowball fight!

    ...

  • a very offline christmas

    ahh. back at work on the broadband. couldn't even bring myself to download my email this m ...

  • saved by a book

    so in these days of slowness, the internet has lost a great deal of its appeal. between th ...

  • a festive meme

    you must go here. first listen to the chicken sounds, they rock. then you must go listen t ...

  • for a very low maintenance kid ...

    ... give him a gameboy advance, that he has been wanting for a long time, and a game he ha ...

  • merry ho

    whoever thought of stuffing jalapeno peppers with cheese, breading them and frying them an ...

  • ZIM! ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!

    frus�tra�tion Pronunciation: (")fr&s-'trA-sh&n Function: noun Date: 1555 1 : the act of f ...

  • proudly gazing at my navel

    "Bloggers are navel-gazers," said Elizabeth Osder, a visiting professor at The University ...

  • it's gone

    so i was laying around the couch watching deuce bigalow, male gigolo, and when it was over ...

  • home, for the holidays

    yesterday, around sunset, which reminded me of these clouds here: and this evening, i ca ...

  • morbid thoughts

    reading about the death of Joe Strummer today, i got to thinking some morbid stuff. decid ...

  • and so it begins

    Dear DIRECTV DSL customer, Per your request, we have terminated your service. * * * so w ...

  • sleep sleep sleep sleep

    i have been doing an amazing amount of sleeping this weekend. like last night -- 11PM to 1 ...

  • the french foreign legion

    so i was in debt to this fast food joint, and somehow i had been paying them in food, buyi ...

  • bacchanalia

    This is not at all to suggest that the Revolution was a sort of non-stop bacchanalia, but ...

  • the cat's in the toothbrushes and the silver spoon

    randomly: when i think the plural of toothbrush my mind pronounces it teethbreesh. for som ...

  • twitterpated

    it's my daughter's twentieth birthday. of course i haven't heard from her since she split ...

  • shopping day, cont'd

    ahh, shopping. went to game stop, went to target, went back to game stop, then hit taco be ...

  • shopping day!

    since i don't technically have to go to work today, i've decided not to go. which has some ...

  • porchlights

      ...

  • gluttony and sloth

    so this morning as i left the house, i worried about not having anything i felt like bring ...

  • holidays around the web

    i picked this up from She -- it's been to other places, like Dan and Lynn, both of whom i ...

  • gravity = blogs

    best explanation i've ever read. kind of changes my perspective on gravity. i have been ...

  • high bandwidth image uploads

    ornaments and a little painty clay potlike thing:   goodies, and goodies upclose a ...

  • the enron tapes

    found at Bluiguana: Feds Want To See Enron Videotape - (resident bush also takes part in ...

  • slight panic attack with suicidal ideation

    ok. so i've contacted a local reseller of pac bell dsl, dock.net, as recommended by the sa ...

  • no no nooooooooo

    oh crap oh crap oh crap. It is our sincere regret to inform you that DIRECTV Broadband wil ...

  • insanity -- it's not just for breakfast anymore

    i get a goodly number of googlers googling for 'silly rabbit'. this one was just plain ins ...

  • ok, let's review

    so you know those stress tests where they assign numeric values to stressful life events? ...

  • those trees

    there is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees ... you know, these things ...

  • beautiful day

    absolutely amazing out there -- fifty-seven degrees, breezy, huge puffy white clouds, air ...

  • a christmas story

    so the kitty went under the tree, and i grabbed the camera: and then somebody wanted in o ...

  • i've been meaning to thank everyone

    ... for the birthday wonderfulness, and i was going to do this long post with lots of link ...

  • behold, i bring you tidings of great joy

    or at least pictures of them. firstly, today at work, much excitement was generated by the ...

  • the good and the ... other good

    well, i'm not getting much done here, but a lot of thinking. and i've come up with two rea ...

  • mondays won't be sucking like this much longer

    i'm unusually psychotic this monday. on the one hand, i am a little bit resentful and thin ...

  • holiday film exchange

    Kelly has my holiday film exchange gallery up here -- all pictures taken with a $6.99 disp ...

  • you are what you ...

    some food for thought, via my inbox: The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer h ...

  • good book

    so i'm sitting here trying to find my way back into my shirt. not as easy as you'd think. ...

  • stuck in my head

    i guess the best case scenario of any ad campaign (aside from actual product sales) is th ...

  • i was just playing

    one year ago, in an obscure subdirectory of surreally.com: i have absolutely no idea what ...

  • do you have a few minutes?

    i recently started getting newsletters from Orion magazine. i am almost sure i didn't sign ...

  • cats

    so last night Dan emails me to ask me my kitty's name, 'cause he's posting about his neigh ...

  • in the dark

    yes, i know what time it is. it was a great b-day and i had a little trouble winding down, ...

  • be careful what you wish for

    freelancing. free. lancing. doesn't it sound vaguely ... terrifying? sure it does, sure it ...

  • fortified with acerbium™

    the new D is amazing, and wonderful. go there now. ...

  • forty-two

    alright, you people are in soooo much trouble. here i was just trying to have a sulky, dep ...

  • chat

    * * * update batty has transcripts. i'm so glad she has transcripts. * * * you had to be ...

  • woozy birthday

    went to bed: 1:50ish woke up by cat: 5:30ish (he stopped by to tell me he was awake before ...

  • i have an enormous amount of thanking to do

    and a batchat to attend this evening, it's all rather overwhelming, all this. i am overwh ...

  • audio-visual memories

    so bobby g reminded me of the acoustics of the forum in l.a., and roused these vivid audio ...

  • some cheer

    so i am in receipt of my holiday film exchange partner's pictures, and have sent my littl ...

  • holiday film exchange

    my gallery of Kelly's pictures is done, and it's right here! ...

  • conversation, just now

    him: right now, on the discovery channel: super-massive black holes. him: isn't that an ox ...

  • There's more than one way to lick a cat

    things overheard and reported by spies from Dogberts New Ruling Class, who are everywhere ...

  • but macro mode is still a very good thing

    ...

  • this isn't goofing off

    i'm bidding on this man, ebay is ... dangerous. * * * edited to add: and this. but that ...

  • skirmish on the home front

    nothing like a refreshing fuss about war to start the day, eh? peace protesters being int ...

  • the tree

    upclose and macro mode with the christmas tree:     ...

  • girls gone wild!

    let's see. we've complained about stuff, played a little music, and some chess, so far ... ...

  • chatty subversion

    Ez: Do you mind if I piss off the Homeland Security Agency right now? kd: sure go for it ...

  • blah blah

    i've made a new category, because you know i didn't already have enough. it's just monday ...

  • happy news!

    i love it when someone gets a great new URL -- happy new URL day Joanie! and i'm off to c ...

  • why life sucked without a zoom lens

    now imagine if you will, if i'd had my new old camera, when this blimp was flying in cir ...

  • i should be less surly

    generally sort of surly all day, which i attribute to this whole december thing. stresses ...

  • on the eighth day of christmas

    previous · · · next On the eighth day of Christmas My true love have to me ...

  • december seventh

    first of all, today is ezrael's natal day, and there was a wonderful party in his comments ...

  • fun facts about strom thurmond

    James Strom Thurmond was born on December 5, 1902 in Edgefield, South Carolina He has bee ...

  • total information awareness

    i love their logo, don't you?

  • olive the other reindeer

    oh this is wonderful. we're having such fun watching it. awesome cast. cool animation. and ...

  • two dream snippets

    #1: the bad news: i really do have radio transmitters in my head! more equipment than my d ...

  • thinking road thoughts

    still haven't decided. but it just occurred to me that my claim of never having been anyw ...

  • i'm sorry in advance for this in fact i suggest not reading ...

    i meant to go to my linklist to surf (as i am currently waiting for the go-ahead on what i ...

  • a lyrical meme!

    previous · · · next (Dee de de de de ee ee ee we um umma way) A wee ma way ...

  • happily evil

    via bran ...

  • he's not spoiled, and nevermind my hormones

    so. for the sake of openness, the person referenced in the whiny post, read it (which i wa ...

  • wellnow

    feeling better, mainly from spending the day considering doing a seriously crazy insane th ...

  • cardboard boxes!

    ooh! so something Bran commented in my last post reminded me -- cardboard boxes. magical t ...

  • scabrous opera

    jerry springer opera gets london world premiere: "'It is exactly the kind of work the Nati ...

  • dream blogging

    so it was confusing. first the kid wanted a cheese sandwich for breakfast, only because i ...

  • and what do we have here?

    when in doubt, check what's in the camera. in this case, a happy kitty, and some happy gir ...

  • i'll be silly again soon, promise

    originally i posted an entry here, then decided to move it here. kind of a new place, mayb ...

  • boobie news

    first of all, Sandee got her new boobs, and all is well, and this is good. when medical s ...

  • you want this t-shirt

    ok, so i mentioned wimmenandminorities.com last night, and this morning, the lovely and ep ...

  • i know it's not a contest

    but if it were, would i win for world's most illiterate troll? pretty close, huh? ...

  • the internet: full of dangerous lunatics

    who do things with PVC pipe, a can of hair spray, a lantern sparker thingy and�.oh yeah, a ...

  • omg! DHMO!

    the dangers of DHMO include: * Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small q ...

  • hot faux hamster action

    i'm up late, scouring the internet for your pleasure. here you go: Realistic, life�size ...

  • update (boring whining)

    and for those of you who are on the edge of your seats, gripping the armrests with sweaty ...

  • my apologies to the bob-fans

    i have to confess that having spongebob as my default skin was beginning to make me nervou ...

  • that feeling of security

    from wired this morning, "taking liberties with our freedom": Not to be left off the gravy ...

  • personal stories

    i have spent the last couple of hours following links in blogs and reading and learning. i ...

  • *ahem* well here goes...

    rabbit rabbit

  • stigma and discrimination

    Kofi Annan, on the stigma of the AIDS virus:But there is another terrible burden imposed b ...

  • AIDS is not a death sentence

    found this article through Linkmeister:Historians will look back on our time and see that ...

  • 2002.11“ dotdotdot ”
  • images

    first of all, what would happen if you had a little camera in your mouth? now you know. (v ...

  • you move me, you move me

    so. i had this craving, for a song whose name escaped me. google being the amazing thing g ...

  • "today is a good day to die", said my car, and so it did

    oh, it's just the alternator. but it may as well have had the engine fall out on the freew ...

  • there's got to be a morning after

    is there anything better than a big bowl-o-leftovers for breakfast (if something eaten at ...

  • recommended tv for the evening

    watching the muppets christmas special, which is a modern, puppet-populated movie paying h ...

  • in which i attempt to help the parental units loosen up a bi ...

    so last night, my parents called on or about the second hour of post-nap beer drinking. th ...

  • yay!

    for awhile i thought it was going to be just us three. had to ask the daughter-person thr ...

  • thanksgiving morning

    it's eight thrity and i've already done dishes. chris is at the grocery store, because he ...

  • life is like eggnog

    add rum, and it gets a lot more interesting. i'll give you a for-instance, and only this o ...

  • you can get anything you want at alice's restaurant

    how could i forget alice's restaurant? i was on my way to pick up the daughter persons, an ...

  • who are these tramps?

    Women are more likely than men to have sex with an intern at work, according to a Playboy ...

  • the computer crashed and it gave me this attitude

    so there was all this thumping outside. fine. like i should go look. so i took a quiz, vi ...

  • the list, postponed

    as Joanie asked, and as others have inspired, i made a list. and. and. for the first tim ...

  • one of the many reasons to adore the ezrael

    Admittedly, this can be taken too far: one only has to think of those very CIA attempts on ...

  • i looked at the eggnog and thought meatloaf

    which is rather typical of the crazy playful little word-association games that my brain ...

  • ohmygod

    so first krix calls me and tells me "i'm on msnbc" and i'm all, ohmygod, and then i go the ...

  • early warning pagers of doom

    if this is the kind of thing we can expect from the new homeland security department, we'r ...

  • it's gotten to that point

    i just adored my car when i bought it, chiefly because it replaced a $300 mitsubishi micro ...

  • vital disinclination

    if i have any motivation to do anything at all this morning, it's probably on display in t ...

  • balls

    standard precautions: consume no food or liquids while reading this post ...

  • such a good boy

    so, yesterday when we were waiting for the girls to get ready for brunch, i sat talking wi ...

  • what i can't have

    so it gets to me, every sunday, the house pr0n section of the LA Times Magazine. the airy ...

  • just sitting here thinking about napping

    today has been a sleepy day. to confound matters, my coworker with the lovely pakistani a ...

  • the lizards are out there

    about five years ago a neighbor of mine committed suicide. it was meticulously planned & c ...

  • red

    kid: (with look of alarm, seeing dark red colored stuff dripping down my neck): mommy?!? w ...

  • you were in my dreams, you were driving circles around me

    it was the most amazing day. these are its ghosts: and this is all i have of it ...

  • the beach

    i can't begin to describe the day without the 18 or so pictures that i lost in an unfortun ...

  • and what of popularity?

    so i've playfully participated in the cooties meme, and in my last post, suggested i ride ...

  • can i be next?

    erin needs to be more famous... and faster than mike. if you want to add: <a href="ht ...

  • trek punk

    so, last night, in a fit of whimsy, i was googling around for the lyrics to that punk song ...

  • soft driven slow mad like some new language

    post titles: such fun. also, pictures are fun. this is looking up through an aquarium cof ...

  • keep that laptop away from your penis

    "The ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diame ...

  • you may now address me as reverend kelly

    anybody wanna get married? i can do it. i mean, marry you to someone else, not to myself. ...

  • rambling post in which i assert that i am not crazy, it's th ...

    i'm sitting here near one am with the warm winds blowing through the east-facing front doo ...

  • stacey goes missing

    just in case anyone's looking for stacey, his site pretty much just vanished, and at the m ...

  • i'd rather smell poop than poop and lysol

    you know that natural gas has no smell right? and that they put smell in it because it's d ...

  • everybody wants to be naked and famous

    Mike needs to be famous... and fast. and when i find myself with this need, i expect ever ...

  • there really is a vast right wing conspiracy

    well, perhaps not that vast. i'm talking local, really. but there is definitely a rich, r ...

  • i kick the habit, shed my skin

    so i was in kmart or big k or whatever it's called these days, to get some bubblegum flavo ...

  • cooked chicken

    so, everybody's posting recipes (well, two people at least, that's sort of like everybody) ...

  • Hermann Goering, on war

    so the story isn't in the quote, though in and of itself it's quite remarkably fitting in ...

  • lighter notes

    dilbert was funny this morning. mad magazine does the onion. much hilarity ensues. ...

  • weather and news

    yeah. middle of november, 87 friggin' degrees out there. it was foggy all summer (lovely ...

  • a moment in the shower

    so i'm number one on google for does this make my butt look big?, and this tends to attrac ...

  • it's that damn hair again

    so statia's homer reminded me that i was supposed to be on a mission from bill. important ...

  • gooze and flubber

    arts and crafts time! statia asked a good question - how do you make gooze? i found a coup ...

  • stuff in the snifter, and the beach

    this is what i found when i got home yesterday evening (it's homemade gooze, in the infamo ...

  • i keep forgetting

    that i have green apple twists (like red vines, you know, but ... not red) in my desk draw ...

  • we're all going to ... oh never mind

    Anil writes wonderfully about shadow government hijinks . and ooh! look! we're almost rig ...

  • oh, and it's monday too

    so i get here to work, and the time card reader thingy is conspicuously absent from the wa ...

  • leonid flux estimator

    according to this calculator thingy, looks like my chronic insomnia might actually pay off ...

  • fierce nostalgia. fierce.

    once upon a time, there were a bunch of kids who hung out quite passionately, out of which ...

  • carl sagan

    first, go read bran's quote. i followed her link to carlsagan.com, and since it's all fla ...

  • um

    kid: (eating sweet tarts) mommy, are you a crossdresser? me: um. kid: if you pick blue, yo ...

  • the secret life of cats

    i have to wonder what's going on with kitty. obviously he has a very full and exciting nig ...

  • hacked!

    yes, i was hacked. well, actually, one of the surreallys was. and not in any incredibly ha ...

  • serendipity

    so sometimes there is a comment with a link and you follow the link and you are totally . ...

  • after the gold rush

    it's just a song. however, this particular song seems to say more about how i feel than mo ...

  • if that's all there is, my friend, then let's keep dancing

    is that all there is? if that's all there is, if that's all there is, my friends, then let ...

  • perspective

    "the West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion but rath ...

  • kurtwood

    yesterday kurtwood brought home a book of pictures, in which he was the subject, and each ...

  • hair art & a sunset

    why yes, as a matter of fact i do have a brandy snifter full of hair wrapped in fuchsia ma ...

  • change is in the hair

    well, i have about a foot-long ponytail. it's in my car right now. and i feel soooo weird ...

  • well this is cool

    you know the name that blog game right? well, it's now been played more than 5000 times! a ...

  • wellll...

    turns out that being moussed makes my hair frizzbomb by the end of the day. pictures of th ...

  • so do i do the domain switch thingy?

    or not? hooha.us -- i'm just not sure. i can do it quite painlessly, in fact, i can setup ...

  • where was i?

    shopping for a new url. a nice short one. do you suppose hooha.us would be good? i could h ...

  • upclose and personal

    amazing how learning that cutbacks are in the air has failed to cause me to buckle down an ...

  • funk

    for edification, click here. for amusement purposes, click here. otherwise, please come ...

  • attention slackers:

    um. this is just wrong. people shouldn't surf the internet at work. the drain on productiv ...

  • electronic panties?

    Security firms are also interested in the textile chip technology. Shall we see the day wh ...

  • .sigh.

    pity this busy monster,manunkind, not. Progress is a comfortable disease: your victim(dea ...

  • diverse voices against war

    found through stand down, war veterans gather to stop a new war: What distinguished this ...

  • veterans day

    the veterans history project: Some of the audio- and video-taped interviews donated to th ...

  • the internet is saved

    it was a horrible oversight, or something, that i refrained from sharing boobies for the c ...

  • i can't sleep

    so i'll just go curl up in a ball and pretend i can. sleep will come, eventually, just nev ...

  • entrails

    sometimes a word pops into my head, unbidden. sometimes, the word is actually unbidden, bu ...

  • condolences

    batty's uncle has died. i never know what to say in these sorts of situations, i just feel ...

  • ordering pizza online and other geekyness

    god, i love papa johns. nifty user interface, including the ability to build your pizza by ...

  • internet = boobies

    it started out as a fundraiser to send statia to her 30th birthday, and has now turned int ...

  • fever! the movie

    ... when i was a child, i had a fever, my hands felt just like two balloons, i turned to l ...

  • sound of drowning

    so i was sitting here setting fire to a lighter with fuel in it with another lighter that ...

  • i am so ominous i'm up at this hour

    you have an ominosity quotient ofeight. you are more ominous than the creators of this q ...

  • holiday film exchange

    i'm so doing this: ...

  • i love mark morford

    you should read the whole column. but here's a taste: Feel that numbness? That strange sl ...

  • southern californians suck at driving in the rain

    according to this, there have been 16 accidents in the Ventura area since 9 AM. (you have ...

  • how to make an old wives tale sound like science to a five y ...

    so we have rain. wonderful rain all night, and rain going strong today. i cannot remember ...

  • wetness

    wild california rain: runny beer signs: ...

  • mac tanks

    they say that these are popular among mac-o-philes, but that doesn't stop me from wanting ...

  • whining

    i'm not hungry. in fact i'm the opposite of hungry. in fact i ... um, excuse me a sec. ok ...

  • filler pictures

    in lieu of an effort at blogging that would be physically beyond me, i offer: (1) an amazi ...

  • linux: it just feels good

    welcoming Tanya to the ranks of the converted -- ahh, brings back memories of my own conve ...

  • this one's for the fat girls

    sadly enough, someone left a vicious comment on Robyn's blog, in regards to the pictures s ...

  • feel free to ignore me

    or more accurately the post appearing directly underneath this one. i'm hungover, PMSing l ...

  • incredibly fucking pissed off at myself still

    you would not believe the thoughts running through my mind right now. well, you might beli ...

  • this is just depressing

    i was a very, very early adopter with sprint pcs's email. so early, in fact, that i have m ...

  • reasons for love

    i'm going to set aside my meme-avoidance for this one: reasons for love. and i do have my ...

  • better

    having friends who send books is a wonderful and happy thing. and ... look! a four fly pl ...

  • sing like sinatra

    it's a song. by pinching judy. i found it particularly meaningful last night at what. two ...

  • in all honesty

    in my entry about the election, i alluded to voting. i did not describe actually voting my ...

  • make the pie higher

    in honor of election day, and because i love accidental poetry: This poem is composed ent ...

  • rick freaking james?

    sung by my son, as he walked down the hall: "soopa freak, i'm soopa freakaaaay"

  • why my nerves are shot

    this is the first time i've actually been physically nervous about the outcome of an elect ...

  • adventures with zinc

    alrighty then. i was getting good and sick this weekend. i had an actual fever which rarel ...

  • groovy, baby

    Which era in time are you? via sissybooboo contemplates ...

  • happy birthday to you ...

    on this day, in the same year (which i will refrain from reminding everyone, becuase you g ...

  • yes, i have pictures

    yesterday, kurt and daddy went a-fishin' on the pier. while there, chris got a good one of ...

  • eating spaghetti in a white shirt

    i've said some things here and there lately i'm not happy with, and i get this feeling i s ...

  • bush is getting a playstation 2

    the campaign to buy bush a playstation 2 is a success! Dear Mr. President:I represent a s ...

  • system compatibility issues

    Heater Wars are raging. the temp has begun to plummet into the bone-chilling 50's at nigh ...

  • we are golden, we are starfish

    what happens when productive intentions meet the middle of the afternoon drowsy lull, and ...

  • holy crap

    it's november.

  • someday i'll tell you what i just did

    but only after it's fixed. suffice to say that if anything is wonky anywhere on the intern ...

  • 2002.10“ dotdotdot ”
  • bwahahaha

    oh, now this is a scary costume. ...

  • priorities?

    so i'm keeping my kid home today so he'll feel well enough to go trick-or-treating (at the ...

  • trick-or-treat

    the mall was the place to see and be seen, but it was not the place for the candy. i would ...

  • hey, that patch of carpet needed scrubbing anyway

    part one: i get out a little picked up the daughter-person, we go to apply for her passpor ...

  • a very boondocks halloween

    seasons greetings, huey-style ...

  • there's evil afoot

    you thought *trolls* were bad? wait till you get a pantload of newest form of evil, commen ...

  • no such thing as too many widgets

    so. you know the handy formatting buttons in the MT interface? (well, in IE, i can't use ' ...

  • it was my first time, honest

    so, yesterday, i couldn't get into the dentist's parking lot the first time because, being ...

  • *blink*

    ok. this is just cute. this, however, is ... disturbing. ...

  • school days

    when i was a kid my mommy had this book, i'm convinced it was titled that exactly, in lett ...

  • "Well, I guess Gary Condit's relieved" ...

    Forbidden thoughts about 9/11: The readers respond and some of them are real doozies. "H ...

  • monday by the numbers

    1. spicy peanuts, vanilla coffee, and red licorice make a fine breakfast. ok well no, but ...

  • llook! a llama!

    i've officially had my digicam for a year -- one of the first batches of pics i took, i lo ...

  • it is better to light a single candle, than to curse the mes ...

    another unproductive weekend (well, except for reading the first actual book i hadn't read ...

  • nose in a book

    first of all, mirror project #2. what fun it is finding shiny things! secondly, due to no ...

  • vicarious partying

    through the miracle of modern cellular technology, i've just attended a wild-sounding part ...

  • oopsie

    Total 99,976 Last Hour 22 i'm so getting there

  • spring forward, fall back

    we're having a conflict. we have to set the clocks back (right)? so that makes things earl ...

  • i blame someone

    i'm pretty sure i consulted with someone on the phone about that last post, it may have be ...

  • i worry

    so this update on the upcoming election comes in from moveon.org -- listing candidates who ...

  • blogger's been hacked

    if you've noticed blogger being down, the reason would be, it's been hacked. i got an emai ...

  • it's hat day

    i really need to do something about this moppy head of mine. really really.

  • my trip to the dentist & other pictures

    started out with traffic. oh, i was bored. bored, bored, bored. hmm. look! the radio is a ...

  • penguins!

    if you don't use the skin controller to set your own cookie, you will be seeing penguins r ...

  • 'round here

    two pictures taken today, out and about with kurt -- a glass orb and some graffiti: &nbs ...

  • server madness

    so i dreamt i was a ghost. giving seminars on how to be successful. had this shiny shelf t ...

  • i'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs

    so jhames, in the spirit of the previously posted spongebob fun song, posted the lyrics ...

  • getting chipped is easy ...

    ahh, technology. VeriChip is a miniaturized radio frequency identification device (RFID) t ...

  • more pictures

    when the kid and i are out wandering, i can't help but snap a few myself: a rusty t-bird, ...

  • let's sing the fun song!

    f is for friends that do stuff together u is for you and me n is for anwhere at anytime at ...

  • beaming with pride

    kurtwood's photolog is the featured site on wander-lust.com today. i'm absolutely tickled ...

  • real-life dilbert quotes

    ... as reported by Dogbert's New Ruling Class (DNRC) operatives. Most of these come from t ...

  • do not be afraid

    i have set zim as the default skin. (hopefully that's what you're seeing) because i am dam ...

  • psycho cookies

    so chris comes and sits down on the couch and hands me a cookie. eat it! he says. it's an ...

  • peace in our time

    wow. peace in our time. how could that statement be any more sweeping? where does ideolog ...

  • server moves

    all three surreallys are going -- as we speak. for further info on the issues, go to the s ...

  • pant, pant

    what are you wearing? me? grey hooded sweatshirt with little stoned bunny-mushrooms on t ...

  • what a weekend

    i was going to get all this stuff done. and? nothing. only thing i did was post kid pictur ...

  • out taking pictures with the kid

    so, you know, i really think he's better at this, but here these are anyway:   &nb ...

  • douglas adams, on democracy:

    a large spaceship has crashed into harrods of london, and a large robot has emerged, and s ...

  • hidden by the sun

    i know it was a long and interesting dream. when i woke up, i could still remember bits an ...

  • please read this

    The American Republic is Dead. Hail the American Empire. please. it upset me greatly, kep ...

  • my favorite spam ever

    lunch: the rest of last night's bean/rice/cheese burrito (enormous!) topped with leftover ...

  • friday

    breakfast: homemade pumpkin cheescake (leftovers from the big boss's day potluck) and coff ...

  • praise bran

    love the bran as she loves you. all she asks of you is unfailing devotion. show your devot ...

  • i've had too much to think

    third try's the charm, right? two whole thought-trains, derailed and starting with a blank ...

  • delicate morning flower

    mornings. i don't know how you normal folk do it -- by normal, i mean, you have a job that ...

  • the photolog is running

    i wanted to encourage kurtwood in his photographic pursuits, so, i made him a photolog. he ...

  • fullon geekmode

    ok, so, the new MT does come with search capabilities, but, i have two whole different cop ...

  • I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as th ...

    "A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. I ...

  • two things

    #1: the empire state building changes color, sometimes for reasons we can fathom, and some ...

  • yesterday

    Jen, portia, and kurt: couple seagulls (would have gotten a nice picture of a big pelica ...

  • apparently there really was a racehorse named 'hoof hearted'

    but that's not what i want to talk about today. maybe another day. today? i would like to ...

  • plans for the day

    we're going to meet another blogger (Jen) who is from ventura as well, though i've never ...

  • see now? life is wonderful.

    portia is asleep on my couch. she would have been fine with me playing spyro on the play ...

  • she's like the wind

    try as i did to convince her to stay awhile, she skittered off into the sunset right after ...

  • she's here!

    portia's here! i mean, well, she's still a few miles out, but she's basically here! omg. i ...

  • just a couple sunsets

    i can never resist a good sunset or two ...

  • haiku error messages

    Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. ...

  • i know a secret

    i love the demotivators. just love them. and i'm on the 'wailing list', so i'm currently i ...

  • you know what i want?

    biscuits and gravy. preferably from a small, frumpy-looking truckstop on a frontage road w ...

  • pinging!

    ok. this new MT is just brimming with pingy goodness. first of all, it pings blo.gs, autom ...

  • i'm whining

    if i was less lazy i'd make a category 'whining' and file this under it. now where was i? ...

  • bizarre miracles

    i might sound like a stressmonster at times, but deep inside i'm quite complacent -- it's ...

  • um. test?

    just checking. things are going kinda downhill with this copy of MT. probably something st ...

  • MT 2.5

    happy birthday, movable type! i'm probably a little more excited than i ought to be, but t ...

  • where there's a will

    ok. so i might be really wrecked and away from the computer for awhile. i know it's just d ...

  • kd's advice for the dent-o-phobic

    1. the gas. get the gas. it's (almost) worth it just for the gas. esp. that first minute o ...

  • one of those dilemmas

    so here's the situation: you're making boil-in-bag brown rice for lunch (oh so yummy with ...

  • the noises of home

    i've lived here for awhile now, longer than most, if not all, places i've lived in my adul ...

  • we have image::magick!

    this means, automatic thumbnailing on uploaded images. i the server upgrade so very very ...

  • this never happens

    so i was sitting here, realizing something is wrong. something definitely ... not right. d ...

  • mirror project!

    woo! my first mirror project picture! ...

  • plans change

    subtitle: an open letter of fondness to sprint pcs ok. so it turns out that the 15000 m ...

  • ok. i may have been hasty in my bitching.

    Skarlet has pointed out that my hasty assessment of Ben "Cooter" Jones was, well, hasty. a ...

  • sad and happy: news

    first the sad: Lee's mom has died. sending comforting vibes her way. and the happy: Porti ...

  • weirdness continues

    apparently the fault isn't totally with my ISP. it's Netscape 7. mozilla can see things fi ...

  • poor silly rabbit

    ok, can we please let the silly rabbit have some trix? i mean really. trix are just as go ...

  • apocalypse, now! hurry!

    joining the long list of sitcom hasbeens to run for public office, i present to you, "Coot ...

  • with that new server smell and everything

    it was touch and go for a minute there, and in fact there is still lingering DNS weirdness ...

  • reconnaissance

    ok. so i wake up. i look at the clock. 2:45 PM? what? (what happened to the clock, man?). ...

  • heart shaped box

    She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak I've been locked inside your Heart Shaped box for ...

  • war is out, pound your trout

    10. War is silly, whack your willy 9. War's no joke, stop and stroke! 8. Pull together for ...

  • she was getting bombed, and i was getting blown away

    firstly, let me preface these remarks with, i have found a dentist that will work with me. ...

  • Bush Seeks U.N. Support For 'U.S. Does Whatever It Wants' Pl ...

    "As a shining beacon of freedom and democracy, America has inspired the world," said Bush ...

  • fifteen thousand minutes

    imagine my dismay, checking my phone minutes, to find over 1700 minutes used up by the te ...

  • announcements and plans

    i've gotten to the point where i have way, way too many people to communicate re: hosting ...

  • mrow?

    what do you mean mrow? oh. * * * i need a cat door.

  • 2002.09“ dotdotdot ”
  • fun with breaking news

    just heard on the news, in re: a small commuter plane (headed for the grand canyon) crashi ...

  • if tuesday weld had married rick monday, she'd be tuesday mo ...

    one way to judge a monday, is how many times you have to return home on your way to work. ...

  • visual non-sequitur

    seen as i was pulling out of the driveway this evening: shiny shiny new silver mustang pu ...

  • raising hell

    Raising Hell's big relaunch is today! and it's gorgeous, with a kicky new design by Sekimo ...

  • mommy happy

    how wonderful is it when your child comes home from kindergarten showing you ASL fingerspe ...

  • return to switzerland

    switzerland is more than a pretty place with nice watches and good chocolate. for me, swit ...

  • rest and other good things

    rest is good. good news from parents is wonderful. in march of last year, i was up in ore ...

  • this is not a break

    unless it is. pain wrecks your brain. teeth are back at it. had to bitch up a storm to get ...

  • some words aganst negativity

    in respectful response to Dru: though i do not disagree with the statements "all white pe ...

  • i love melly

    Why I'm Going to Hell: Exhibit B Sex with Dr. Phil Mcgraw i love her very, very much. no ...

  • work interfering with blogging

    so i hate ASP. and i might not hate it, if i could use the tools that it's meant to be ed ...

  • michele rocks

    FOX Sink Saddam: the game show i would say rotflmao but this is such a serious subject *s ...

  • allergy ate my brain

    it's iffy (i.e., some of the events may or may not be exactly, exact) without a brain in m ...

  • this is me

    over at JeanNINE's, i found this great virtual model thing (permalinks not working for me, ...

  • miscellany

    men are from MT. women are from blogger. miguel is such a wise man. also, i was up till, ...

  • good news/bad news

    the good: the bazima chronicles picked best blog by the new york press. way to go miss b! ...

  • you sexist thing, you

    sexism. oppression. inequality. general assumptions made on the basis of gender -- these a ...

  • damn pushy mothers

    so Marcy posted about how she thinks of my daughter as 'the Avocado Girl' because, at the ...

  • they weren't nude

    Yahoo! News - Shoes Spare Gays from Nudity Charges "The law is very straightforward if so ...

  • no such thing as safe email?

    as i type this, i get the feeling that it's old and trite to bitch and whine about spam, t ...

  • not a lot of pictures

    ok. first we have mikey at the mall, with skits and Lynn in the background. this guy knows ...

  • home again

    ahhh. santa monica. lovely place. note to self: get babysitter next time. oh, he's a good ...

  • it's today!

    it's really today. it is! skits's site is back up and she has an animated pier and i found ...

  • i need a new job.

    you know, i was ok with the good review with the 'we can't afford to give you a raise' at ...

  • so i should put beer on my cereal?

    no wait -- hops? grains? it's already cereal, in the bottle! and beyond that, PETA says th ...

  • Skits, Siteless

    My domain is not there at the moment. You may have noticed if you were dropping by to say ...

  • bloggers gather

    everywhere you go in blogland these days, you see bloggers talking about gathering. and th ...

  • every donut tells a picture story

    so. i can't say i never win anything now -- last sunday, at blockbuster, they had this spe ...

  • insomnia

    so i lay down on the couch, turned to the wall. the light from the screen went from the br ...

  • lethal weapon

    a couple months back, one of my favorite clients had a kind of disaster/miracle -- you kno ...

  • santa monica blogmeet

    poor skits is having horrible issues with her hosts, who installed suexec and suddenly not ...

  • a little too much fun

    melly finds this great place where you can make movies. so i made one, last night it was. ...

  • yes, i take requests

    especially when Toxiclabrat asks for pictures. here is amanda and francois on the night i ...

  • dental drama

    so i get to the dentist and find out they don't do gas. 'because it's like marijuana, you ...

  • beautiful daughter

    tonight my beautiful daughter informed me she is getting married. and you know? i told he ...

  • poemgen

    sometimes, one comes out just perfect, no fine tuning necessary: kd at hand, i face that ...

  • not as geeky as i wanna be

    so i decided enough's enough, it's time i finally installed the release version of NS7. y ...

  • vote for Christine

    please. vote here for Christine to win the big blogger all-star, (you need a yahoo ID, but ...

  • just your average trip to the store

    how often do you get to see an official pace car from the '72 indy 500 in the supermarket ...

  • warring factions

    Lee posted about conflicts, and about forgiveness. this is a subject that i've been doing ...

  • citizens on alert

    by now we've all heard about the three arab-american men who were detained in south florid ...

  • you're watching the llama channel

    ...llamas go bad. i don't know, this is something my son just said as he was playing with ...

  • life'll kill ya

    warren zevon is dying of cancer. The dying cancer patient with a dark, dry wit met one of ...

  • i'm a blogging sim!

    i'm in the number 1 blogging sims house. i'm having way to much fun with melly, mikey, hoo ...

  • i hate the dentist

    oh, he's a nice little guy, and i do mean little. i tower over him and his little wife/off ...

  • spam spam spam spam

    it just gets worse and worse. my personal email accounts aren't that bad, the standard stu ...

  • whoa

    go here and look down at the evening pick three numbers for the new york lotto yesterday. ...

  • whine whine whine whine

    dentist. tomorrow. 11:30. (yes, finally) it finally got so bad i have no choice but to go. ...

  • putting names and faces with our losses

    there is a list. and here it is. if you are in need of a good, cathartic cry, this is the ...

  • about time

    well, i've found out how to get a five year old to suddenly lose all his energy and need t ...

  • remembrances

    much as i try to focus on the work at hand, i am drawn back again and again to read the ev ...

  • goldilocks and the three toilets

    so i came home from work and took a quick nap. woke up, went out for dinner and smokes and ...

  • a few words about tomorrow...

    i know there are some people that will be closing down their blogs as a sort of moment of ...

  • i'm a shoe. are you?

    I'm the purple shimmer Doc Marten... I'm a little spunky, definitely fun, and I like belie ...

  • work work work

    well. i'm not even done. have to finish up early tomorrow morning. what a weekend. i love ...

  • happy thoughts

    there are any number of newsy-type social issues that i could rant on, and on, but i'm tir ...

  • non-sequitur

    the dawn of civilized man. ...

  • confusing

    woke up this morning early thinking it was sunday. it felt like the last day of a weekend. ...

  • filler

    working a little of that at-home overtime, had some pictures, and this feeling i oughta po ...

  • asylum sand art therapy

    this could take all day, but in an incredibly soothing and theraputic way. * * * and tho ...

  • i could be kidding. but i'm not.

    who needs a pepsi instruction manual? is it that complicated? ...

  • parents night

    so it was parental indoctrination night at school. we sat on tiny chairs with bright tenni ...

  • well into my second hippiehood

    ever look back at something that you posted (say, last night) and read it in the light of ...

  • various images

    the menagerie atop the monitor continues to grow. yes, at random times during the day, i d ...

  • zen and the art of cashflow

    Aaron likes to float, kite, and bounce. and i say, what fun! three checking accounts, now ...

  • it could have gone either way

    revisiting some of the things i posted in the immediate post-9-11 rage. i was such a diffe ...

  • no hate

    in the days following 9-11, i joined (and became co-moderator of) an e-group called no-hat ...

  • it's like, monday or something

    ever find a site that you related to, and then felt vaguely like you oughta be ashamed of ...

  • i think i might like this:

    Neal Pollack: This, then, is my blog. I welcome you, friends, to nealpollack.com, your on ...

  • holiday

    labor day is a big favorite of mine, because i'm selfish. and lazy. other holidays, you're ...

  • trackback threading

    in the 'ping' section of my individual entry pages, there is now a link that will go out a ...

  • balance

    not that i'm wanting to be whining like this, but here it is, so ... huh? anyway, i'm hav ...

  • there's something fishy here

    first, some comments about the Joe Boxer commercial with the black guy doing a goofy dance ...

  • 2002.08“ dotdotdot ”
  • randomly enough

    first of all, i've really been enjoying the ongoing discussion here regarding the song 'Ha ...

  • wanton destruction of AOL software in a microwave and other ...

    finally, the nuked AOL cds: one · two · three other: during the hallucinating / ...

  • maybe i should just deal with it

    hypothetically: if you have a searing toothache, is it more appropriate to call (a) a dent ...

  • and on goes the water

    pills just kicked in. warm. was considering going to the daughter-graduation from massage ...

  • mommy, i'm bored

    this is what i heard about 7:30 last night. bored? with videos and playstation and toys an ...

  • blogcon pix

    still tired. should get to bed at a decent hour but probably already a little late for tha ...

  • first day pictures

    they lined up, and marched into class. kindergarten classrooms are very cool places. ther ...

  • insomnia and its consequences

    it's four thirty am on a tuesday it doesn't get much worse than this in beds in little roo ...

  • santa monica

    the epic skits has proposed a blogger-meeting type thingy, just the remedy for those of us ...

  • it's a school night

    don't know how many times we've told the boy that as he bounced around the house this even ...

  • let's do it again

    there's a poll up on the main page of the blogcon site, to vote for the venue of next year ...

  • back from the dead (i hope)

    the thing about 99.95% uptime, is that there is .05% downtime. that works out to about fou ...

  • to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump

    i'm sorry, i have to do this, and i have to do it here, there's really no choice if i don' ...

  • oh no not reality!

    no please anything but that! and yet here it is. woke up on the same old couch, got into ...

  • vegas. baby.

    long rambling barely coherent entry in which i attempt to remember more than i'm capable o ...

  • i couldn't just leave that one at the top

    what's your battle cry? | mewing.net ...

  • the most exciting news skits can't post

    because her son reads her blog. she got a lapdance in vegas. apparently, it did rock. and ...

  • installations

    oy vey. you know i'm no longer into the sex right? i've no desire. so it goes like this: ...

  • the lost weekend

    i have never been so lost in my whole life. i was disoriented from the minute i hit the L ...

  • leaving las vegas

    is what i should have posted before i left.too late for that .... anyway i'm home now, get ...

  • drunk in vegas, baby

    i've just been drunk in a bar with hoopty, krix, Jamie, and nerdboy mikey. most of us were ...

  • vegas...

    i have not slept (that i'm aware of) though i tried. i haven't eaten since yesterday noon ...

  • might as well be walking on the sun

    to anyone wishing to live this blogcon thing vicariously, some facts about vegas: 1. it's ...

  • relieving nervous tension

    i'm all atwitter knowing that batgrl is actually in vegas. right this very minute. so i'm ...

  • free upgrade

    budget guy: i'm giving you a free upgrade me (thinking): mustang! budget guy: it's a ford ...

  • vegas dreams

    i am not awake. not one bit. got up, fell back asleep, dreamt of vegas. not a great dream, ...

  • the ready-getting

    it looks like i killed a poodle in the bathtub. i mean, i may be a girl in all sortsa ways ...

  • stuck in my head

    ok, i have the repetetive theme song from the weird frog/wizard level of crash bandicoot s ...

  • it is official

    i have reserved a rentacar. i went with Jason's suggestion of budget rentacar, and indeed ...

  • bugs

    xkot: hey what's that cheap poweder that kills bugs? borax or something? matt: Cocaine? k ...

  • mayonnaise

    kd: mayonnaise is yummy kd: i could eat it from the jar kd: in fact i often do matt: It's ...

  • catzilla

    how hard does Faith rock? very, very hard FEAR THE CAT! FEAR IT!! (free davezilla) ...

  • feelin' old

    so last night Keith is telling me about some band, something you young folks listen to i i ...

  • name that blog

    this seems like a really cool idea. let's see what it looks like and if i can find a place ...

  • well this isn't nerve-wracking at all

    ok. so i have enough people that want blogs right now, that it's really bad of me to put o ...

  • a note

    if i am curiously absent from my usual comment haunts, just know i'm deeply into the MT te ...

  • AIM addiction re-rears its cute little head

    madly busy on a webproject, big changes in store for a surreally blogger who shall remain ...

  • hi! it's the middle of the night

    and i'm about to crash heavily and here i discover this and oh this rocks my whole world. ...

  • i wanna go back in time

    matt: It's called "Futz, said Julie" and it's by a band named Pain matt: Kinda skate punk, ...

  • into the fire

    melly explains it best. which is rather necessary, considering the sorryass state of a fla ...

  • synaptic glitch

    so i'm in chat. and i type the words 'because you're talking about stuff' (i know, i know, ...

  • the sky above is aglow with evil love

    i am still loving the meat puppets, did you know they were kurt cobain's favorite band? an ...

  • i talk to a stranger

    a stranger talked to me at von's today. which is quite unusual, i'm fairly invisible as th ...

  • yoda's penis

    "It's only natural to be a little curious about Yoda's penis. I've certainly asked myself ...

  • comment permalinks in MT

    i know you want them. i see you looking at my comment permalinks, touching yourself. go on ...

  • one of those days

    by which i mean, a better day. kinda surprised by how well things went. in the morning fi ...

  • always check your voicemail

    because you may have the day off work and not know it. *sigh*

  • how i spent my day off

    i've taken up playstation coaching. my son has the mad controller skills, but i'm the stra ...

  • can you hear me now?

    chris often tells me i am yelling at him. when i am in fact not yelling. and he's not the ...

  • linkyness

    Linda adds to the discussion: I myself have lived in a world remarkably free of color, me ...

  • now i'm steppin' into the twilight zone

    oh, the things you can think if you spend any part of any day with a dead guy twirlin' in ...

  • the children's crusade

    "We are sharp swords in the hand of President Saddam Hussein to be used to fight our enemi ...

  • you just never know

    one of the purchasing agent guys at my work just hung himself in the alley. he's out there ...

  • big day tomorrow

    i've been thinking about this for a long time, planning, procrastinating, having nightmare ...

  • i have no business posting this

    there are days, and there are days. this isn't one of them. lacking either a breathalyzer ...

  • poke the bunny

    go poke him. poke him and poke him. keep on poking. trust me on this one. you gotta keep p ...

  • communication breakdown

    before we solve the world's problems, maybe we all need to work on our communication skill ...

  • saved by the mail

    i was just about ready to post something relatively combative in my own rather wimpish way ...

  • fight the power

    you know, i've been living in an alternate browser universe now for some time, and i'm tel ...

  • betty the crow

    is really smart: "Betty astonished scientists by deliberately bending a straight wire into ...

  • driving

    it's late. whatever. i envision. i picture myself on the drive to vegas. alone in the lar ...

  • what did you know, and when did you know it?

    When did you first recognize what race you are? - Jason ok, we're back to grandpa stories ...

  • boobs

    so there we are at the dmv, daughter waiting to take the driving test. and i'm standing ou ...

  • hooking up at blogcon

    there is now a place on the message boards for those of you going to blogcon to post gener ...

  • gonads and strife

    remember weeee? i forgot about it, really, but there it is. ...

  • making do with what i've got, or not

    i'm suffering a horrible case of photo backup. i haven't been able to get pictures out of ...

  • xosted

    saw that on a license plate yesterday, thought that can't be a good thing to constantly re ...

  • so, you goin' to blogcon?

    live anywhere near ventura? driving there? want company? ok, i'm poor. and while i had pl ...

  • after the fact

    one more addition to the poesy category: this, written 06may00. tonight reminded me of it ...

  • updates

    Sal is back from vacationing three weeks on an island, and has sad news of her dad. Enzo ...

  • it is, after all, all about me

    and this was autobiographical in 1997, certainly not now. i'm going to start posting a fe ...

  • jerk your knee

    gawd, i love local politics. last month, the city hatched a plan they'd been quietly incub ...

  • it's in the refrigerator

    the eggs are coolin', and the butter's gettin' hard. *sigh* i'm not a big basketball fan, ...

  • don't ask, don't tell

    i love jack in the box tacos. they're so utterly bad for you, so completely greasy, the m ...

  • go. read.

    "I'll never be anything but what I've been. My only hope is to be enough things for that t ...

  • enzo the kitten likes enya

    Suzie has rescued a tiny baby kitty. the name is Enzo, after the pairs of shoes that were ...

  • because i really am crazy

    or maybe, just really ... oh, who knows. but i'm in the process of registering surreally.o ...

  • i could sleep all day

    and damn near did. i am, however, awake now, and have several things .... this being one o ...

  • teach your children well

    "The plan was that there was a bowie knife and it was in a holster. It was on the gear shi ...

  • um. this is bad, right?

    searching for boot record from IDE-1 - OK Intel UNDI, PXE-20 (build 067) copyright(c) 199 ...

  • i'm a confused white mutt-person

    first you must go read Jason's post. make sure to read the link to his own 'black with a s ...

  • can we please not go to war?

    Scott Ritter is an expert on Iraq's weaponry and the threat they pose to us. he is also a ...

  • things and stuff and ... other things.

    Skits has put together a great new group effort --- snark!fest. it's not just a great conc ...

  • loose associations and the drive to work

    good thing i don't have a normal job, where i have to show up at a specific time or else t ...

  • almost seamless

    ok, if you look close you can see where i hacked it together with spit, duct tape, coathan ...

  • where is everything?

    be patient, it'll all be right back. had to do some emergency surgery on this blog, it was ...

  • make it stop

    rumsfeld defends war on terror -- speaking of bin laden, he said: "He may be dead, he may ...

  • i am a different person every day

    and no, this is not one of those self-helpy affirmation-type thingys. it's a fact, based u ...

  • 2002.07“ dotdotdot ”
  • simply brilliant

    AI: A performance art piece in 3 acts ...

  • i'd like to thank all the little people

    *sniff* i share this award with all you who made me what i am today: my stylist, my public ...

  • don't worry, be ... what?

    so today, in the midst of a spirited discussion on copyright and intellectual property ove ...

  • i can feel it lurking at me

    my brief sojourn into the horrors of dialup was blissfully cut short by the renewal of my ...

  • must be rough

    Losing your job, quitting school, going broke and moving back home with your mother after ...

  • he's five

    this morning, chris drives me to work so he and the kid can have the car for the day. on ...

  • let's put mr. aol cd in the microwave

    so. the spider and i were in the IM, scheming on what to do with all those AOL CDs. of cou ...

  • i love the smell of controversy in the morning

    no wait. i don't. but when michele posted an apology for some of the content posted durin ...

  • when inaction has utterly horrifying consequences

    so. i got home. and i had no internet. why? well. i lose things. like ATM cards. so i orde ...

  • i got really bored at work

    so i took several dozen online tests... I am 45% GeekYou probably work in computers, or ...

  • i'm awake

    i was never more happy in my life, to turn off a computer. through much of the time i was ...

  • awake being a relative term

    i think Jett said it best: ...the several hours after you wake up from the post-thon sleep ...

  • it's all over at the blogathon blog

    nothing to see here. i have my supplies, and am well prepared for a day of blogathonning f ...

  • two words

    chocolate ass

  • not what you'd expect

    "The parties are advised to chill," Judge Alex Kozinski wrote for the three-judge panel. ...

  • ok, one more 'thon related post

    so i made an appeal to Dan, in a rather direct and pushy manner. Dan had written me apolog ...

  • we're all going to die anyway

    If 2002 NT7 crossed paths with the Earth, it would enter the atmosphere at nearly 64,000 m ...

  • one more pre-blogathon babble

    the current totals: Currently: 213 Participants with 2023 sponsors, donating a total of $ ...

  • supplies for the blogathon

    there's nothing better than a great excuse to indulge in one's vices. i went to get some l ...

  • digging in my drawers

    so i was rummaging through the mess that is my desk drawers, and found this picture. it's ...

  • stolen geek humor

    stolen directly from: Slacksonville (Xkot's new group venture) There was once a young man ...

  • thinking

    i've sat here staring at the glowy screen trying to come up with some coherent commentary ...

  • i worry myself

    ok, i've been awake for nearly an hour. awake being a relative term, meaning, upright, eye ...

  • driving my car

    my daughter has never driven my car. and i had a reason for this, beyond being an ogre-typ ...

  • i love the internet

    so. i was searching for lyrics to don mclean's song 'american pie'. and i found this, thi ...

  • ouch.

    i am somewhere between two and three on this scale. i'm tired, headachey, and cranky, but ...

  • blogcon, more updates

    lots of updates at the blogcon site, including a schedule of events now including two wed ...

  • ... continued

    still thinking about the death penalty. enjoying the dialog between Lee, Shelagh, Tess, an ...

  • oh yeah

    Loitering I spent my evening hanging around in the Osco parking lot with the bums, eating ...

  • blogcon!

    Jon has the (un)official BlogCon schedule posted at his site. he's been in Vegas, research ...

  • ten advantages of being poor

    1. don't have to worry about retirement -- just work right up to death 2. no losing ass in ...

  • the review

    well. the good news is, they like me, they really like me. the bad news is, they can't aff ...

  • companionship

    so i've always had trouble getting kitty to like me. maybe because when i moved in here, i ...

  • cheering up

    look -- polar bear! aww, he looks cuddly, doesn?t he? (oh, i know that?s silly). and -- t ...

  • the long and whining monday

    it's barely two in the afternoon. i actually thought it was a different day today, i didn' ...

  • and justice for all

    Dr. D wrote about 'Doctor Death', the individual now known as the most prolific serial kil ...

  • i've had too much to think

    i have been doing so much thinking i can't even focus my mind on this beer here. i had a q ...

  • activism

    Kelly has the address of the DA in Clay County, MO, and a great suggested letter to send, ...

  • go read this

    a moveable beast: when men cry go on now. ...

  • weirdness prevails

    maybe the weird mood is from the dream i had last night (well, this morning really, i more ...

  • sure. makes sense.

    i would have thought, chicken. everything tastes more or less like chicken. but apparently ...

  • on being watched

    forget the TIPS vigilantes, i have nuns next door and a paranoid ex-catholic in the house ...

  • forgive me kitty, for i hate bugs

    or, the story of a thursday evening, in three pictures: one: the kid sees something outs ...

  • childhood - the not-so-simple part

    so in the wake of the tragic kidnapping/murder of a 5 year old in southern california (in ...

  • i'd rather be red than ...

    my son is obsessed with color. no, it's not what you think -- we're talking, primary color ...

  • only if

    ... you were to vote, and, perchance, you were to be voting for me, well i wouldn't mind a ...

  • rumsfeld gets all zen with it

    skarlet found this awesomely meditative quote: "Now what is the message there? The mess ...

  • blogathon blog

    well, last night in between shameless bouts of self-promotion, i did manage to work on the ...

  • cue sound of crickets chirping

    eh. you post something that has you all frothing at the mouth, and nobody froths back. oh ...

  • verisign (again)

    this comes to me from the Linkmeister, who found it at Tara's site: Verisign has made a p ...

  • S.P.O.R.K. it, i'm joining

    because Michele has the greatest ideas. S.P.O.R.K. is dedicated to doing reciprocal spyi ...

  • i know what i want

    oh yes i do. i not just want but actually *need* this: one of those PA systems like on cop ...

  • ain't to proud to move

    Robyn, formerly of blogblogbaby.com, can now be found at tampatantrum.com. and, Robyn? a ...

  • it's different here

    sometimes, it's just confusing. there are people called Bill and Bob who are really ladies ...

  • this is how bad i am

    ok, so that candy? on the receptionist's desk? well, it's out there on its own, we've been ...

  • q & a

    question: how many teensy-beensy bite sized snickers bars does it take to pacify a PMSing ...

  • noon-ish

    what would a blog be without cat pictures? well, yes, i do know the answer to that. howeve ...

  • today is photo day

    what you see here (below) is a photo, every hour more or less on the hour, for Patti's Pho ...

  • eleven-ish

    *yawn* i'm beat. goodnight ...

  • eleven-ish

    standard sunday stuff: sitting here at the computer, with kid playing crash bandicoot. he' ...

  • ten-ish

    i stayed while they hooked up the trailer, mainly following my dad around and asking point ...

  • nine-ish

    this morning i got right up (highly unusual) because my parents were leaving this morning, ...

  • ten-ish

    you would think i'd staged this, but no. it's just an ordinary average shelf in my house, ...

  • nine-ish

    i felt like a peeping tom taking this one -- even though it was my own front yard i crept ...

  • eight-ish

    well, not a thrilling sunset, so, i sepiatoned it. first picture i've put up that's been m ...

  • seven-ish

    for this i went as far as the backyard. please note that this is not my fountain or my -- ...

  • six-ish

    so chris took us out to get wendy's burgers and we stopped on the way back for cigs, me si ...

  • five-ish

    so, it was almost time for daddy to come home, and i thought it would be best if we were d ...

  • four-ish

    oh my, how the time goes by. i've been busily making up templates for the blogathon for th ...

  • three-ish

    so, i haven't done enough with macro mode to be screwing with it now. apparently, the focu ...

  • two-ish

    my son decided to hang up his pokemon backpack on the wall and shoot rubberbands at Ash (i ...

  • one-ish

    i refuse to admit i'm running out of material and may have to leave the house again. and t ...

  • because cups are cool, ok?

    this is not the first time i've uploaded a picture of a cup for say-say. she likes cups. a ...

  • yesterday

    good things that happened: one, i did not get squashed by a semi-truck. although one did t ...

  • photo day 2002

    w00t w00t! the Photo Day blog is up and i've posted and am now (yes, you guessed it) ping ...

  • dreams and reality

    in the dream, the ship would crash, and thngs would get really messed up. so, i would kind ...

  • it's the end of the world as we know it

    and i feel fine. however we interrupt the new 'lite' version of kdblog with the suggestion ...

  • you can't always get what you want

    unless you can. but me? no. it's about wanting what you can't have, more than what you ca ...

  • you may be right, i may be crazy

    but i want a kitten. yes, i'm allergic, but i've discovered through years of living with ...

  • a pickle!

    chris brought me a big sandwich lunch from hudson's grill. i took a picture, the sandwich ...

  • tests!

    so i took that personality test, remember that? it said i was a self-absorbed drama queen ...

  • why i have socks in my purse

    and why i hope the fashion police never come here: it's cold in here. the air conditionin ...

  • snakehead fish and the nascar goat

    doesn't that sound like it would be a really bad movie? yeah. so before we get to the live ...

  • remote trackback feature

    Pete's developed a remote trackback feature, it's basically in the concept stage but you c ...

  • life with a pervert

    so i'm sitting here on the floor by the computer, which is on the coffee table. he comes a ...

  • update

    Mayor Calls For Firing Of Inglewood Officer Videotaped Hitting Teen Outside, dozens of an ...

  • creepy scary things

    i'll start with some pinching judy lyrics*: there's a hole in the bathroom my knees they ...

  • ebony and irony

    well, what have we here? michael jackson plays the race card. umm. hello? even if we accep ...

  • pete rocks!

    you probably already knew this but i feel the need to engage in a little hero-worship. my ...

  • morning blues

    'i woke up this morning' is a classic first line of a blues song. now if you were to look ...

  • gratitude

    well, as a result of my suggestion that the folks i've installed MT for consider donating ...

  • a friend returns

    we know how addictive blogging is, right? well, an friend of mine who quit blogging and ma ...

  • pictures!

    so i went down to the local RV resort, to visit my parents in their trailer. the RV resort ...

  • four days

    so yesterday, i got to sit around thinking various happy thoughts about how i was making m ...

  • meet the parents

    my parents do not think they are rabbits. they would never dress up for a monarchy interv ...

  • on the fourth of july

    so, i stood in the entryway and watched the fireworks that were high enough to be seen ove ...

  • almost lucid

    so in the dream i was crossing a pit on a saggy piece of plywood, over some sort of constr ...

  • movable type

    so i was reading this over at mena's blog and i got to thinking. you know that MT is provi ...

  • smokey would be so disappointed

    the irony is almost too much for me -- two forest service employees being arrested for sta ...

  • it's just a pop song

    Kelly found a story about a controversial new George Michael video. controversy, you ask? ...

  • cleanliness is next to asthma

    Super-clean kids get asthma, eczema, more often. i've always objected to the whole concept ...

  • i'm right

    kitty: hack hack hack urp urp hack him: it's that cheap food you've been buying him! me: ...

  • i have a pen

    not just any pen. you see, sometimes good things come to those who ride bikes. and so it c ...

  • 2002.06“ dotdotdot ”
  • sunday afternoon already

    celebrating with obviousman. · · · i am suffering from a fierce case of iner ...

  • photographs and memories

    i don't know how i managed to get so old at such a young age. not that i'm young. but you ...

  • the fundamental interconnectedness of all things

    Dodd thought of me when he found DIRK, and rightly so. i never tire of the fundamental int ...

  • fear and toys at 2am

    so. i was tired, and i needed rest. so i installed Soap::Lite and LWP::UserAgent and got a ...

  • unceasingly promotes the individuality world which renews...

    what could be better than a chinese PDA running Linux? why, the babelfish translation of t ...

  • more cool geeky stuff

    the new trackback feature continues to amaze and delight: TrackBack Development: Example o ...

  • theatre of the absurd on captiol hill

    i've been avoiding this but i can't resist anymore. apparently congress had nothing better ...

  • why upgrade?

    so you're asking, what's this, another new version of MT? sounds complicated! why should i ...

  • whoa, i f*cked up

    this is kind of a test. i was running the upgrade to MT2.2 when things went wonky. did i b ...

  • i've found religion

    Are you in a joyless, faithless void? Have you rummaged through the spiritual offerings o ...

  • ahhhhhh

    so with a clear head and realistic expectations, i started again. this time, i made sure i ...

  • trackback, the bookmark way

    firstly, here's a place to play with pinging, when you get your shiny new MT 2.2 running: ...

  • the bugs of summer

    i should not complain, i know that a lot of people have worse summer bugs, in fact i'll ad ...

  • bad planning

    ... and the resultant whining: i am at work. i did not bring a lunch, nor do i have my ca ...

  • three hours or so

    ...of sleep. none of it good. woke up, head pounding, side effects most likely. also many ...

  • monday f*cking monday

    i said i wouldn't whine about my health anymore. can we call this boss-related instead of ...

  • when you know it's gone too far

    so i'm sitting here at the computer. over by the dining room table, i see the cat start to ...

  • update - content =

    lime and chile fritos. vanilla coke. two and one quarter hours to go, maybe less. accompli ...

  • vicodin dreams

    so the first sleepset, i was dreaming about making MT generate a page that would be a mai ...

  • the smell of fear

    i think that children sense weakness, and instinctively act accordingly. kurtwood is a com ...

  • one more medically-related update

    ...and that's it. so, i had to go back, because the doctor did not write on my chart that ...

  • beer and bayer

    so when chris got home i told him i had shingles. by then i'd learned at least that it was ...

  • i'm not venting

    because i have grown sick of the sound of myself whining. suffice to say i'm not sick but ...

  • missed us by that much

    An asteroid the size of a soccer field whizzed by Earth at a distance much nearer than the ...

  • watchin' batman on tvland

    "tell the chief robin and i have something in our pockets besides our hands" you have to ...

  • squirrels and roofrats and jessica, oh my!

    Jessica rocks my world. go see the word pictures and the actual picture-pictures of the sq ...

  • in an awkward position

    literally. i am trying to adjust to this new 'improved' computer setup. i am sitting on th ...

  • the penguin skin

    Faith made me the loveliest penguin skin! i am loving it very much. ...

  • in which i go mad

    i am not at all busy at work -- it's that feast vs. famine thing, and right now it's all a ...

  • blogathon

    it's official -- skarlet and i are going to be blogathonning for the Electronic Frontier F ...

  • oh, monday

    suddenly a half dozen urgent projects present themselves. or maybe it just seems like that ...

  • later that same monday

    lately i'm finding that as the afternoon wears on, that the longing to go home is more spe ...

  • outside

    yes, i actually went Outside. i actually spent the whole day off the computer, hanging out ...

  • we've forgotten our shoes again, here comes the Thing

    i was having this dream for at least a couple hours before 6AM, when i woke up, ate a bowl ...

  • and then i got up and danced around the kitchen

    why? why the hell not? i mean, really. the backdoor is open and the sun is streaming in, ...

  • take the pledge

    raise your right hand and repeat after me: when it gets to the point where the simple act ...

  • asthma

    i have a new inhaler. i love the weight of it in my hand, the security of enough albuterol ...

  • unhappiness is a wet cat

    poor, poor kitty. it was so time for an anti-flea shampoo. it would seem that the relief f ...

  • dream blogging

    had a hell of a time getting up this morning - lots of sleep, but i was in the middle of o ...

  • stupid rules

    it's becoming a morning routine: i start getting the clothes ready, the child starts whini ...

  • mall thing, you make my heart sing

    remember the the thing at the mall? the one i said was ugly? i was wrong. i was so wrong. ...

  • wonderful

    song always gets to me, and i never even lived it like this. i hear the child-voice, captu ...

  • i wonder

    so i have this new email client, the netscape seven preview release, and i notice it takes ...

  • the banana

    i couldn't do it. but i tried. i hate to waste food. so when my son didn't eat his banana ...

  • in which i lie to the po-lice man

    officer: do you know why i pulled you over? me: (all perky, 'cause i know the answer to th ...

  • i love brandy

    and i love my new spongebob skin more than sleep itself. as for the skin sticking, all i ...

  • the very good bad day

    yesterday started out well enough. felt good; the vibes, they were not bad. loss of focus ...

  • how to wake yourself up

    note: this is not for the squeamish or faint of stomach. ok, so you know, you hit that af ...

  • i have too many links

    oh, don't worry i'm not on a housecleaning mission. i've only just moved the freerange lis ...

  • lost focus

    started out with a sense of purpose. just one more site skin, and integrating the freerang ...

  • one of these days

    she's brand new to dot net, one of these days. go say hi! she has a link today that nearly ...

  • time to remember

    memories, from different perspectives: a few days ago, miss b wrote of her memories of ni ...

  • zim skin!

    go ahead, try it out! and, of course, let me know what you think... i need to try and fin ...

  • spongebob font!

    i've had any number of spongebob font search requests, and apparently, (this is how i figu ...

  • genuinely mentally exhausted

    ... just not for any particular reason. i just noticed it's been a good week since i've do ...

  • dust to dust

    speaking of dee dee ramone. i have a little piece of history. this article came out today, ...

  • the weekly philosophy (aka horoscope)

    from rob brezsny's free will astrology (this time, via krix): SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) ...

  • ashes to ashes

    just some pictures i took of my car this morning -- the hood of my car (see how the ashes ...

  • sanctimonious blogsurfers

    don't you love it when random strangers who don't know you from adam find your weblog and ...

  • blog-related dreaming

    dreaming: there were kittens by the freeway offramp! i pulled over and rescued two of the ...

  • awwww....

    Ever heard of a dog nursing kittens? It happens. "Bella, Baci and Asha are one happy fami ...

  • conversations with linux thingys

    software: make sure you login as root me: logs in as root operating system: do not log in ...

  • fire light

    the wolf fire is still burning, some 50 miles away (it was the cause of the monday morning ...

  • out of context

    It brings out deeply hidden atavistic instincts buried deep within you and you begin to pr ...

  • the free press

    i don't know whether to feel guilty about this or not: i get the newspaper for free. this ...

  • ok, go

    to tangled.org. read the entry entitled 'blood red' and then the comments. some exquisite ...

  • it's ashy out

    last night i was thinking can't-get-to-sleep thoughts for the longest time, they had gone ...

  • things

    things i miss: verdana and georgia. internet explorer in general. all those passwords wind ...

  • happy day

    not your traditional kid birthday. we're reclusive, and have never managed to gather any n ...

  • overwhelmingly free

    ... and you thought i'd be able to sleep with this newness on my puter? *snort* no. how m ...

  • 2002.05“ dotdotdot ”
  • spiderman!

    this is somewhat ... shockingly unsightly, and not really work-safe. but at least he shave ...

  • linux

    it was almost an accident. i thought i would have to fdisk the system and i got to the pro ...

  • the big oh-five

    tomorrow's my little guy's birthday -- finally. oy. we have been going through this build- ...

  • two things:

    didja know there are two new blogs on surreally space? bite me: a cranky rat with teenage ...

  • i confess

    i do this on purpose. sort of. i mean, one of the greatest benefits of procrastination is ...

  • ?

    so let me ask you this: do you take your self and its image, and hold it in your warm hand ...

  • i don't know

    it turns out that an evaluation version of partition magic does not actually change partit ...

  • sometimes it's perfect

    it just comes out of the generator, just like this: kd blog here kd search me: away. the ...

  • forget calgon. let linux take me away.

    this is good. and i also found this quite comforting: " Just come over here with me and ...

  • critters

    melly has a squirrel problem. Jessica gets the coolest spiders. Dan even takes the spiders ...

  • the whole sort of general mish mash

    ok, i have to say more than 'it's** a mess'. it would be irresponsible of me not to. now ...

  • monday-tuesday

    and here we have a monday that's really a tuesday, or visa versa, and over here we have -- ...

  • update

    so the whole taxi business and all the different transactions (who owes whom) is split up ...

  • life in the open

    umm... oops. didn't mean to drag it all out here. usually i don't do that, and i do assure ...

  • a hole

    when your cheeks are cold with tears and it seems hopeless. don't start on me with my shor ...

  • comin' down

    a song about knowing your limits. i love this. and after this, i'm going to bed, k? k. A ...

  • and you know what?

    now it's really really late. and the nature of a little tequila has taken its course and i ...

  • holiday

    it's not even that late, and a(n amercian) holiday anyway. a solemn holiday on which we wo ...

  • fight the power

    i've been having serious inner struggles with my lamentable dependence on the operating sy ...

  • patience

    back in the old days, we didn't have microwaves. ok, i'm talking about a long, long time a ...

  • notes

    space's new layout just rocks. as does miguel's, which i believe was done by a certain ta ...

  • a moment

    this is not really a friday morning type of entry. then again, it's friday morning, and he ...

  • don't poke me with a fork

    because i'm not quite done. but it works, it so works. and it's so cool. i'm skinnable. i ...

  • kill pop-ups

    my boss has found this pop-up killer, from analogx.com, called POW!. he recommends it high ...

  • evil spyware that i like, so far

    so the other night during my beery adventures, i again got to wanting some mp3s, and my go ...

  • if there are things wrong, consider this:

    anything that happens, happens. anything that, in happening, causes something else to hap ...

  • note to self

    in times of stress do not buy large quantities of beer just because it is on sale. on the ...

  • i don't leave home without it

    though i almost did, this morning. it was sitting hooked up to the old puter with the inte ...

  • subdivisions

    remember? Sprawling on the fringes of the city In geometric order An insulated border In ...

  • on being observant

    longwhorn mascot = uterus? you be the judge. "From space, astronauts can see people makin ...

  • missing, but no inaction

    if i seem mainly absent from my usual internet haunts, it's becuase i'm actively involved ...

  • blogcon 2002

    there is now officially a webring for folks going to blogcon, or even just thinking of goi ...

  • listen to mario

    he knows what he's talking about. and why not listen to a racecar driver that's survived t ...

  • look!

    more bitches! this is exactly the sort of thing one needs to see on a monday. oh, and it's ...

  • searchy goodness

    so i was wanting to be searchable. and i didn't want to go with the atomz.com because of t ...

  • it's not done

    it's just the first page. now the rest of the pages will just fall into place. they will. ...

  • stay tuned...

    things might get a mite different around here in a little while.

  • notes

    last night i got this email, which my email filtering software did not identify as a virus ...

  • the parents

    i'm one of those daughters that never calls, oh, occasionally i do call, but i'm bad about ...

  • 10 things

    · there's a mariachi marching band or some shit playing right over my back fence.  ...

  • i don't believe in these things, do you?

    SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) Week of May 16, 2002 "I took a hike into the hills in quest ...

  • ack

    i am about sick and tired of looking at this site. i spent the last few hours surfing blog ...

  • just thinkin'

    so right now i'm about fed up with allergy season. as i posted monday, i'm surrounded by t ...

  • friday afternoon

    i am at work. my son is here with me (no babysitter). my boss brought cadbury cream eggs b ...

  • again with the driving

    is it bad that i take such joy in consuming finite fossil fuel resources and polluting the ...

  • mail washer

    i am really enjoying mailwasher. found this last night at out of the frying pan, downloade ...

  • · · ·

    fart.

  • problem solving

    eight-thirty in the evening, the drive downtown. still a little light in the eastern sky, ...

  • go read this, please

    Self-righteous anger is a killer - Paige ...

  • gator hell

    so, last saturday night i broke my computer, have i mentioned that? well, i didn't so much ...

  • confession

    i'm really nervous about admitting this to the blogging public, but here goes: i am indiff ...

  • wired wired

    i'm going to hate myself in the afternoon. sure, right now i'm all tingly, but when this w ...

  • thought for the day

    "how can i tell that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy betw ...

  • the thing at the mall

    some time ago, i took a picture of this ... this thing at the mall. i didn't know what it ...

  • monday: almost done

    and good thing too, i was at least mildly hungover for most of it. the worst part was my f ...

  • morning (monday)

    ahhh ... ahhhhh ... ahhhh-CHOOO. ...

  • mothers day

    mothers day is not about cards and flowers and silly crap like that. it's about all you ca ...

  • school days

    the invitation said something about fun, but what they meant was fund - as in raiser. i wa ...

  • first post

    still working on this. much of it points back at the old homestead, but i'm going to work ...

  • problem solving

    so my son's here at work with me today, using a rather old and clunky computer cobbled tog ...

  • oh, more toys!

    if you go to scriptygoddess.com, you will see a disclaimer, something about they're not re ...

  • so far so good

    why is it, with literally hundreds of comfortable places in a house, a cat will pick the m ...

  • melly

    i love her.

  • where credit is due

    first of all, to Dan for giving me hope by pointing out that 0-->127 is 2^7, while i waite ...

  • linky love

    so last night i was working on this. now that is no ordinary linklist. instead of typing ...

  • updating links -- just good fun

    as i click on each link to verify, i am of course tempted to check things out. and so here ...

  • the questions we ask google

    sometimes, one will just jump right out and break your heart. Does wearing size 12 make m ...

  • new hobby

    (more road-related bitchiness) so at lunch today i discovered a fun new hobby. you know t ...

  • i'm sorry

    to the lady in the older burgundy buick: i'm sorry. i'm usually much nicer than that. i th ...

  • operation codename project

    i have never worked for a large corporation, the government, or the military, anything tha ...

  • lee has a grandbaby

    go look!

  • very good things

    good thing #1: krix is a lovely, generous soul. and she found my secret wishlist and sent ...

  • naked monday

    need cheering up? well, over the weekend, both mg and miss b got naked for the camera. i d ...

  • disclaimer

    first of all i'm number one in google for raging lesbians. secondly, i need to put a a di ...

  • vegas, baby

    are you getting in the mood for vegas yet? skarlet has lots of vegas-related movies. beca ...

  • monday continues

    i am about as sick as can be of the stupid klez virus. i must get five copies a day. wind ...

  • wonderful

    go, now, read this. move along now. what, are you still here? go! ...

  • getting twitchy with it

    weirdest thing. for some time now (week? couple weeks?) i've been having episodes of eye-t ...

  • thrift shop trauma

    i was so excited. a brand new goodwill store just opened, right around the corner. ahh, th ...

  • google bombing for a good cause

    i've ranted on and on (usually over on surreally main site) about the evils of verisign. t ...

  • toss some roadkill on the grill!

    "Remember, no pesticides, no growth stimulants or hormones, and no antibiotics went into t ...

  • spam and lies

    i'm a little bit of a scatterbrain, so sometimes when i'm lied to, especially about someth ...

  • cat and mousecursor

    chris called out from the living room, 'you might want to get a picture of this'. i was bu ...

  • rest? what?

    about an hour ago i commenced getting caught up, a few emails and so much blogreading. - ...

  • cornered and sweating it

    i have issues with climate control systems. mostly heat, i hate heat. my feeling is, put a ...

  • invisibility

    so tess asks: "What would it take to make you feel 'visible' in real life?" and i think a ...

  • popularity

    one of the many reasons i have this obsessive compulsive web presence here, there, damn ne ...

  • 2002.04“ dotdotdot ”
  • blogging: the extra memory module

    Leia has a great idea: she started a separate journal, mostly for her own reference, calle ...

  • poemgen (a division of kd: a blog)

    krix has joined us over there at poemgen. people love cmdr taco's poem generator code (see ...

  • things and stuff

    Eric rocks. i gave him a copy of that new b2 and by the next day he'd converted his whole ...

  • apparently i'm gay

    well this was the conclusion we reached last night. he says he's read all this here, and t ...

  • i'm going to blogcon

    are you? i am. i'm totally going. even if i have to hitch a ride and sleep on somebody's f ...

  • monday, continued

    so, onward and homeward. the end of monday? not. i have to do some quick juggling in re: t ...

  • monday monday

    'twas a jolly day, as mondays go. unusually good vibes, nothing at all wrong with anything ...

  • office supplies

    so i was reading pristine's today, and she mentions an overheard conversation, two office ...

  • happy blog day

    go say happy blogiversary to JadedJu. go on now. shoo. ...

  • the ravages of attention defecits

    so i was straightening up a bit before chris got home. too much to do, at the last minute ...

  • geek moment

    ok. now we know i love Movable Type, right? well. well. last night i installed this PHP/My ...

  • holyfreakincrap

    ok. so i noticed that b2 has this GM import function. so i decided to see if i could do th ...

  • just for fun

    i installed b2 on this server too. it's at http://surreally.com/b2. if you'd like to have ...

  • paraphernalia

    new weblog on dot net: paraphernalia. she is in spain, writing mainly in spanish. and also ...

  • tart.surreally.net

    news! sheila (in search of a soul) is now up and running at tart.surreally.net. there is s ...

  • same thing we do every night, pinky

    ever type till you ache? well, part of it is that it's friday, and it's been a rather long ...

  • boobies!

    "Childless women may get turned on by the scent of another woman breast-feeding. Scientist ...

  • think

    for those of you who care so much about the environment that you are willing to remove you ...

  • i won't share

    a fresh look at selfishness, brought to you by pinching judy and my inept transcription sk ...

  • love and racecars

    i'm having a hard time remembering my dreams lately. just scraps here and there, nothing i ...

  • happy kitty day

    ...

  • high maintenance

    my inbox: no, 95 are not unread, they just represent the emails that came to me while i w ...

  • like watching a train wreck

    watching the news yesterday morning of the tragic train wreck in orange county, i was stru ...

  • words of the week

    just a few of the many i found here, at whirled headquarters. Implufticate: Revolting aga ...

  • chrome jehovah

    i have another song for you. consider this the bridge in the song that is this story, whi ...

  • thanks

    it takes what amounts to a tremendous conceit to write what i've written, thinking someone ...

  • the insomniac, the end

    so don't let them tell you that you can't fight city hall. you can. and you can win, and ...

  • pinching judy

    the incident i posted about over here has come to fruition. what i have here in front of m ...

  • the insomniac, part three

    so, in our last episode, our heroes were providing entertainment to the young and disenfra ...

  • the insomniac, part two

    i wish i'd had a camera in those days. i'd love to be able to show you exactly how strange ...

  • the insomniac

    the memories have taken on sepia tones like the nearly ten year old newspapers that make u ...

  • raising hell

    It's about parenting. It's about bad parenting and good parenting and the grey area betwe ...

  • big, sloppy lip prints on the monitor

    so, i'm on the project. on it i tell you. and it's requiring some creative laziness -- wha ...

  • lazy daze

    i just woke up. what is up with that? repeated, unrepentant acts of napping on my part in ...

  • last night

    i stood outside lastnight in the chill of the spring night, late, and looked up at a lemon ...

  • exhaustion

    have you ever been so tired you lay down and that very second felt the waves of drowsy phy ...

  • i'm lump

    i am wearing a hat, so i don't have to deal with my hair. i have been such a lump today. ...

  • perspective

    i'm just now finishing up the day's work -- actually, it's some of tomorrow's work too. i ...

  • ok, confess

    where are my car keys? you know, don't you. and you're not telling me because ... why? is ...

  • out of sequence out of context

    in honor of my new random tagline: 'it's an ill wind that blows my skirt up', i present th ...

  • whoa

    i'm, umm, wow. (*waves* to wander-lust visitors) hi! come on in, have a look around, the ...

  • alien brainsuckers

    i feel their tender tentacles exploring the luscious curves of my scalp, undulating with g ...

  • ad words

    words aren't free anymore -- a poet/artist plays with google. google is not amused. ...

  • life with me

    conversation, in the car as he drove me to work: him: me: isn't that bad for it? him: i ...

  • how shall i put this delicately?

    so whenever the backpatting gets too much, i have to remind you i can be quite the bitch t ...

  • all alone is all we are

    not. stayed up way late with the melly, making it happen over at ordinarymorning.net. new ...

  • it's tough being a superhero

    today, spontaneously and without much aforethought (i am not making this up), i intoned in ...

  • wedding at blogcon

    yes. really. ...

  • chasing the sunset

    i almost made it. i drove a little bit fast as the light faded, remembered the restaurant ...

  • pets and parents

    first, Jessica and i were discussing parents and pets*, and thenOgGogBeBog was talking iss ...

  • parents and pets: the prequel

    mignionette XVI. we called her 'minnie'. and she was beautiful. brown poodle, large for a ...

  • for the melly

    it's going to take awhile to get all these things worked out. maybe a day, maybe two. in t ...

  • melly rescue

    last night, melly mailed me about getting her site moved off her servers that had suddenly ...

  • does this mean it's time to quit?

    No, I did not off myself, but I did cry on the way home from Walmart. By the time I got ho ...

  • and now... melly

    i told her she could borrow my blog while hers is in the shop. so, since i'll be busy, thi ...

  • filler

    my son is in the next room. i haven't gone to look just recently, but from the sounds of t ...

  • oops

    so. this started out, me escaping fleeing (something away) from surreally dot com. playin ...

  • friday night

    i was going to not get the beer and write something clever about how, this week, i discove ...

  • potty training

    the fifteen or twenty minutes it takes the coffee to brew are the worst minutes of the day ...

  • i'm too sexy for my...

    that's right -- i'm a mofo sexy bloggah: because bran-O-phelia says so, that's why! ...

  • my last nerve

    first of all the boss gets back from london. business trip, all work and no play, yet stil ...

  • the potty mouth

    i've been looking over the last, oh, week or so here, and noticed an alarming trend toward ...

  • what is this?

    people are asking what's real and what's not (i won't point fingers), and concluding the w ...

  • life with me

    i'm sorry to drag you nice people through this with me (again), but i really have to write ...

  • where to begin?

    not here! oh. alright then. here: so what if between my ears it's one long denis leary rou ...

  • out of context

    'i'm looking for pecker', 'do you have pecker?', 'i'm having a hard time finding pecker' a ...

  • dot net initiative update

    Sal, the first person to sign on for surreally dot net, has got her blog going. she's new ...

  • i have a problem

    ok, now, you're probably not surprised to hear that i talk to myself. almost constantly, e ...

  • the olden days

    so, i was standing in carl's jr, waiting for the food, and thinking about the olden days. ...

  • good morning

    last night, in a fit of whimsy, i posted a link to metafilter. and, it worked out rather w ...

  • brain damage

    this isn't self-inflicted (though i'm sure i have some of that). i've been this way all my ...

  • the last minute

    are you a procrastinator? do you want to meet others like yourself? then, may i suggest, r ...

  • been thinkin'

    you know, the blogathon, right? well, not only did they at one time propose that BlogCon 2 ...

  • the rock liberation front

    batgrl made me do it. i stuffed two vons bags in my purse and headed off to the beach. as ...

  • regrets, i've had a few

    earlier this evening, i was sitting here at the computer, engrossed in the reading of emai ...

  • saturday morning

    i sat in the rising light of a long night and held what was left of my youthful face in my ...

  • it's the simple things

    lately the dsl has been crazy, and by lately i mean, the last several days. flicker flicke ...

  • t & s

    melly is maybe coming to california. forty-four rocks. add your link because the freeran ...

  • trolling for trolls

    my first real troll was a doozy. it was such great fun, albeit somewhat annoying. it had s ...

  • i learned from lesbians

    it's a boat, folks, or rather, an article about said boat in the local paper, entitled 'ma ...

  • my night last night

    the damn kid stays up late. he loves the computer, i am a pushover. five more minuteses tu ...

  • i scare myself

    i just registered surreally.net. put it on the same hosting plan as dot com (at a lower co ...

  • the school dream

    i was recently reminded of this (damn, i forget where), this recurring dream i had for a g ...

  • ringtones: a manifesto

    stop it. just. just. stop it. enough! it's a phone. phones do not sing, they ring. let the ...

  • out of context

    been awhile since i did the batgrl's out of context thingy. it's so time for this: ?As hu ...

  • it's time

    yes that's right, it's time for your meds. yay, tracy's back! ...

  • free range linklisting

    technoerotica.net is a great site. the name alone... but it's so much more than that. than ...

  • probably tmi

    here's the plan: i reveal entirely too much, then we all move on, k? see, my anomosity to ...

  • the first day of april

    historically this is a very bad day for me. oh, i've always been gullible, and i would alw ...

  • (yay)

    i made it through the work part of this day, at least. i had a crew of friends, some liste ...

  • 2002.03“ dotdotdot ”
  • seven bands for seven bucks

    my god that was fun. it started in the parking lot, as all good nights should, drinking ma ...

  • have i mentioned...

    that i have possibly the coolest license plates in california? yes? well, these things nee ...

  • bogger

    you'll laugh -- you'll cry -- you'll evacuate your bowels -- bogger, push-button flushing ...

  • i'm ready

    well, sort of. i'm prepared, but am i really entirely ready? is anyone? i'm getting out t ...

  • the distance

    music moves me... The sun has gone down and the moon has come up, And long ago somebody l ...

  • who cares

    ever go read your own blog? cruise through the archives, the lovely comments, the joy and ...

  • two thirty? three?

    it was late. i had projects, and a wicked case of heartburn. caustic fire all the way up t ...

  • fat - so?

    melly is a tall, skinny girl. i am the opposite of the melly, a short, fat girl. i am seve ...

  • floaty and strange

    definitely floaty. the strangeness is nothing unusual, of course. thought, maybe it's blo ...

  • i have a secret

    for some time now, i've been sitting on information, interesting information, about a site ...

  • bc (before coffee)

    the coffee is ready, the amazing smell of it fills the kitchen. i am going to finish this ...

  • unconditional love

    ?tossing a cigarette i think there's one in my raincoat we smoked the last one an hour ago ...

  • the carousel

    this one's for you, Toxiclabrat (with special thanks to Nick for pointing out that there i ...

  • senses

    it was a beachy evening. first, i was drawn by the sunset but a little late, however, i m ...

  • don't panic

    cindy crawford and neil gaiman were prominently featured in a murder plot in my dream. (i ...

  • Jon Sullivan's birthday

    Jon Sullivan ceased to exist. except for over at that mirror site, remember that? http://w ...

  • willpower

    first, i have to decide if i really care. of course i care, what am i saying? i have to de ...

  • morning

    if i had to pick a word, vulnerable. damn dream hangovers. very realistic (except for the ...

  • it seems i might be a commie

    interviewer: are you now or have you ever been a commie? me: no! no! i am not a commie! i ...

  • no beach today

    too windy, really, and i'm not into getting sandblasted. however, getting two newspapers ...

  • and, the randomness continues

    i'm seeing a theme this weekend: randomness and pokemon and benadryl and sunsets and donut ...

  • randomness

    now both the image and the tagline are random. i made some additional images myself, but i ...

  • don't mix benadryl and pokemon

    to begin with, the night before was probably two hours sleep if lucky. the entire day, onl ...

  • sunsets, donuts, and eggs

    sunsets frustrate me. they are, each one of them, an unique arrangement of molecules and p ...

  • what are you doing and how much is it gonna cost me?

    so, had what they call an ?exacerbation? last night -- asthma, that is. gave up on trying ...

  • when things go wrong

    .... with pop culture: this is disturbing me. i went to KFC to get dinner for the boys, an ...

  • side effects

    the worst has passed, but this is nasty medicine, and i did have quite a lot of it this mo ...

  • thanks!

    the new look is courtesy of chris, who made the graphics, layout changes, and colours -- c ...

  • movable type 2.0

    it's done, it's wonderful, and there are more surprises in store! stay tuned..

  • chaos is in the house

    and a bright and sunny thursday morning to you. where did you wake up? i was on the couch ...

  • bummer, man

    i can't get mt 2.0 to work. it installs, and hangs on rebuild. i posted about this more s ...

  • tilt

    sitting at my desk, meditating unproductively on the work at hand, i realize i am whimperi ...

  • i'm here

    SNAP! Hide in your shell, let the world go to hell It's like Russian roulette to you SNAP! ...

  • poemgen

    after finding out that undertoad loves cmdr taco's poem generator as much as i do, i asked ...

  • the germies attack

    my brains have been replaced with soggy cotton balls. the symptoms themselves are not that ...

  • whatever

    the air temperature in the office is seventy eight degrees - wait, that's misleading. ther ...

  • this was not a nightmare

    i have one of those weird dream apartments with the strange extra spaces - small, misshape ...

  • if you're feelin' froggy

    i am considering the very real possibility that without coffee, my natural state of being ...

  • the real rack project

    a project calling itself the real rack project has a blog. and here is the actual project ...

  • drunk on happy

    who needs three martinis? here's the recipe: take one buick with v6 and nice radio, add ch ...

  • zero caffeine day

    sometime after three a.m., i went to bed. slept solid, got up eight thirty, took to the co ...

  • thinking about blogging

    in the beginning, the greats wrote there own blog software. and my research tells me ther ...

  • and now for something completely different

    so, i have random taglines. and no, reloading may up my pageviews but not the unique visi ...

  • sorry

    somtimes, there is nothing you can say and nothing you can do right, and then something li ...

  • e-words

    ennui: great word. i've seen it written quite a lot, but i've never, ever heard it used in ...

  • surfer girl

    so, lunchtime. i take a surf break. i go to bad sam, and for some reason the ?five touche ...

  • ones and zeroes

    every home heating system i have ever known operates in one of two states: on, and off. o ...

  • beer

    "I am a drinker with writing problems." - Brendan Behan "Not all chemicals are bad. Witho ...

  • overamperage

    so i took these herbal energy ginseng concoction big green horsepills a little while ago a ...

  • update

    i still feel like a bowlfull of steaming crap. probably because i'm completely insane and ...

  • BlogCon2002

    Jon got back from SXSW, where he was stranded without internet access to speak of (how hor ...

  • night in ventura

    so it was a bad thing i took the walk, but damn the air was exquisite. i took the cd playe ...

  • have i mentioned...

    ...poemgen does not suck? well, at least, in my opinion it doesn't. what is it? well, it's ...

  • this is kinda poetic, too

    i saw this a long time ago and forgot where i put it, it's definitely worth re-linking. i ...

  • i look crazy enough already, thank you

    imagine this: your phone, which resembles a boxy wristwatch, vibrates to tell you there is ...

  • i watched a movie

    let's preface this with the fact that i rarely watch movies. i only go to a theatre if th ...

  • stress

    my webhosts promise me 99.95% uptime. which means there is .05% downtime. doesn't sound ...

  • and now...

    i wish for once i could catch all my thougts and get them written, but it happens when my ...

  • vintage kd

    well, oddly enough, the day i picked to head up to santa barbara is clear, sunny, and will ...

  • fashion reviews

    today we will review an apparent fashion trend that seems to have slipped in under the rad ...

  • a year and a half

    ?experimental in nature & futile in the most boring way possible, i guess. but it's a star ...

  • beach day

    you know, i tend to think of europe as being a place where the general population is more ...

  • on the turning away

    it's just some lyrics i wish to share. they follow: on the turning away from the pale a ...

  • impossible questions

    SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) Week of March 7, 2002 "In teaching my students," says Waldor ...

  • predators

    two very, very old couples (their skin hung in velvety soft wrinkles and swayed as they mo ...

  • digressions

    i have worked where i work some two and a half years. i drink a lot of soda. the soda ma ...

  • daydreams

    i am capable of lying on the couch in a quiet and otherwise unoccupied room for upwards of ...

  • couldn't resist

    ?The tragedy is that every time one of these Elmer Fudds displays his or her trophy on the ...

  • idiot lights

    ?i remember screaming into my car's dashboard 'what did i ever do to you?' when the bright ...

  • out of context

    ?i tugged, but my finger wouldn't budge. that's right, i got my finger stuck in my damn no ...

  • out of context

    ?Whereupon this woman I had met only once turned around, presented her backside to me, and ...

  • what price groceries?

    by the time i left the grocery store i was almost insane. i am not sure why, but the groc ...

  • sometimes i'm the mom

    it is past ten o'clock, and my son is sitting in the next room on his computer, having an ...

  • out of context

    stealing batgrl's idea: ?With an anemic wave before being swept away by the crowd of wait ...

  • have a day

    the wind makes some of the most obnoxious noises around this house. my head doesn't hurt, ...

  • bittersweet me

    it's the poetry, and the voice, and i am a bit of a mess at the moment, aftermath of the b ...

  • healing

    it was time to get out. no need to pack the trunk, it's ever ready for beaching. just on ...

  • devil winds

    64?F UV Index: 3 Low Wind: From the East at 25 mph Dew Point: 13?F Humidity: 14 % Visibili ...

  • you just never know

    music has to fit me. if it doesn't, it's torture -- listening to the wrong music at the w ...

  • stuff

    oh, ok, one thing i forgot to upload last week from the beach: a timeless debate, etched i ...

  • 2002.02“ dotdotdot ”
  • gossip

    because i am not well and at work anyway even though i'm not well (did i mention i'm sick? ...

  • ahh, pretty good

    this afternoon, as i walked through the warehouse towards the soda machine, the shipping g ...

  • just words

    stupid words

  • not really

    is what i'd answer if you asked if i'm ok. not really not ok either, but definitely an of ...

  • i do the speedball

    k, so all my scripts ran out a long time ago, and occasionally i do need them, like now, a ...

  • does this scare you?

    "We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by ...

  • incriminating evidence

    yesterday, at the beach, my son wanted to play in the water, and he didn't want to take ?i ...

  • where there's a will

    years ago, chris and i ran a coffehouse downtown, best time of my life. i have a few momen ...

  • search & rescue

    i was on my way to drop off my daughter at work downtown when three very, very large helic ...

  • later, he is visited by an interrupting starfish

    bobby burgess has a talk with his younger self: i guess i'd kneel down to myself and be l ...

  • places to go, things to do

    bunny haiku... yet another instance in which davezilla rocks my world. but wait, before y ...

  • psycho kitty, qu'est-ce que ce?

    the paintings of Louis Wain illustrate his descent into madness: Neuroscience Art Gallery: ...

  • i'm weird

    so my daughter was like, just walk down the street and get the car and come give me a ride ...

  • this isn't what i meant to do

    i really intended to give this place a design, & ended up just fooling with the stylesheet ...

  • the art of the nap

    everyone has talents. some paint, some compose great works of music, some write the epic ...

  • looking for ms. muse

    fumbling around. too much to think. more than i can say at one sitting, or even if i had ...

  • potential epic disaster averted

    Ventura, CA, 02/20 -- at approximately 12:45 pm today, a call came into the newsroom, but ...

  • mallview

    a view. from the mall across the street. life's good. oh yeah. one more, or really a f ...

  • how to feel sick...

    ...when you would otherwise feel quite fine. yesterday, breakfast: sausage egg & cheese b ...

  • because he told me to

    the twisted fucks wonderful folks that brought you bad samaritan now bring you: bad samar ...

  • childhood trauma

    this morning, as i was hunting around for something for my son to wear, i was worrying tha ...

  • nothing, part 2 7

    so technically this is the (by my calculations) seventh entry in which if it weren't for s ...

  • nothing, part 1

    in addition to his regularly hysterical column, dave barry is covering the olympics. funn ...

  • nothing, part 8

    well, i ate jack in the box tacos, fell asleep on the couch, woke up (ate some tums) & dec ...

  • grace

    ok. so i discovered jeff buckley singing ?hallelujah?. ordered the CD but got impatient ...

  • flying the redeye

    share the fantasy: me: · · · commenter: give me back my breath, bitch. me: n ...

  • yesterday

    well, the song i was obsessed by yesterday (& continue to be today, i now have versions by ...

  • yellow nothing

    all evening, the dsl indicator flickered from green to yellow, but generally the internet ...

  • hallelujah

    it has been a day. i think i work better to music, but i'm thinking maybe for future refe ...

  • tenacious flea

    we have fleas. they really bother the other two residents of this house, but me? they bit ...

  • the morning fix

    so i've been subscribing to the morning fix by mark morford for quite some time now, it is ...

  • the drive to work

    ever dislike someone intensely, on sight, immediately? like, the second you see him jerk ...

  • airbrained scatterhead

    so, i drove downtown, took some pictures of the pier, which i didn't like too much. drove ...

  • the headache

    around four, the headache set in. not pounding but piercing & sharp, though not focused i ...

  • that's just the way it is

    starting out buoyant, irreverent, & springy with hope. inevitably, there is more to it th ...

  • like a fine wine

    so Jon had some things to say about getting old, rather prematurely i might add. not only ...

  • another day in paradise

    so i was on my usual evening errands & on a whim took a side trip up the hill, & took a fe ...

  • perceptions

    i've been spending most of my morning reading this. i don't think i'll get very much done ...

  • competition

    competition in the airline industry. ...

  • all quiet on the western front

    euphoria to despair, one moment to the next. all the time. if i am bipolar, i have the s ...

  • in any case

    historically i have gotten some flak for my obsession with lowercase letters & the &. som ...

  • the road to ...

    i suspect i will have to be desperate for change in order to be its instrument, however i ...

  • only hope

    so the current tangent i'm off on seems to be these issues with quitting things (like smok ...

  • dream hangovers

    had them before, even blogged about them before. kind of an all-day malaise that follows c ...

  • fierce cravings

    i'm not a nervous wreck, i'm not frantic. but i can feel the craving, a fierce & urgent e ...

  • loving the internet

    oh, i love the internet. so, i get this email. lady desperately searching the internet f ...

  • happy monday

    i love my job, remember? so i'm supposed to be eagerly chomping at the bit to get on over ...

  • twelve hours of sleep

    chronic lack of sleep sneaks up on me & knocks me out for awhile: 9:00 fall asleep on cou ...

  • i win!!

    i am so excited i can't even think, or, maybe that's just how i am most of the time anyway ...

  • bloggers get wired

    so i see that Skarlet says she should be chosen most caffienated blogger in the anti-blogg ...

  • adversity II

    funny how frustration passes, & the resilience of the spirit of friday is renewed with a s ...

  • adversity

    i really feel for people who have it too easy in this life, because when things turn to sh ...

  • 2002.01“ dotdotdot ”
  • more morning changes

    so we now have two running puters in the house - the old one is now in the living room & h ...

  • i never thought it would happen this way

    i never thought it would happen this way. i mean, there were settings & shit, right? ther ...

  • may i bum a cigarette please?

    first of all i'm not doing that well on the not smoking issue. i haven't had one today bu ...

  • a little change in the routine

    usual morning: get up, get kid dressed, get coffee, sit down at puter, smoke cigarette. n ...

  • what have we here?

    here are some boxes. they contain a case, an 815 somethingorother motherboard, a 1 gig PI ...

  • news & weather

    my son came to work with me today, he was rather unimpressed with my pet, albert. ?it does ...

  • losing my religion

    rainy sunday. new design for surreally (courtesy of bakiwop) ready to be templated & the ...

  • i hate netscape

    so i had the first couple of pages (the main page & the individual entries archive pages) ...

  • this song has no title, just words & a tune

    it was nineteen seventy, i think probably, five. i was sound asleep & i mean sound. the ...

  • delightful afternoon

    instead of going to the beach or anything strenuous like that, my daughter & her friend ed ...

  • pointless whining

    i had this entry written but it was quite whiny & had no point. i worked till two AM, i a ...

  • i'm done

    it is so friday, it's not even funny. i worked myself silly this week. i still have thi ...

  • all aflutter

    for some reason, there it is, beside all those giants of the web -- slashdot, mefi, plasti ...

  • the standoff

    yesterday the Charles Chips lady came. my boss of course asked me what i wanted & i polit ...

  • writing the storm out

    i am not easily overwhelmed, but it's been an emotional train wreck of a week for me. thi ...

  • which animal are you?

    The seahorse is the only creature where the male becomes pregnant. The female inserts a ni ...

  • work, work, work

    i love my job. i just don't like the people i work for. case in point: yesterday i diver ...

  • what i did on my sunday vacation

    i went to the Santa Monica pier with some friends. we went to lunch at a place with reall ...

  • bloggers in santa monica

    i had so much to write, i was thinking about it the whole way home, but i was much too tir ...

  • & now she's mad

    my daughter is upset with me. the party she invited me to ended up being tonight, not fri ...

  • adventures with the daughter

    i'm sitting here enjoying my first beer of the evening, a newcastle this time (payday=splu ...

  • traffic

    my linklist (see link on the right, under heading ?love?) has grown greatly recently, & no ...

  • anticipation

    i don't get out much. i mean, i really don't get out much. i go to work, i go to the gro ...

  • i give thanks

    so today i got a mail from Mike of TripleB telling me that MT has a form so that people wh ...

  • how to eat a chocolate covered cherry

    i am trying to figure this out. what it is that motivates people to push food on someone ...

  • i'm not sick but i'm not well

    ?i wanna publish zines and rage against machines i wanna pierce my tongue it doesn't hurt, ...

  • buttonation

    i've been buttonated! mmm... tastes like cherries. ...

  • 'tis a first

    tonight i had my very first person sign up to be put on my notify list, to get an email wh ...

  • parental units

    let's start with i'm a bad daughter that used to never call. when i had my son, my daught ...

  • bedroom slippers

    so i've rented a room in an apartment. i thought i was going to get a real room, but no, i ...

  • monday bloody monday

    this is the third start i've made on this. i end up whining way too hard, or bitching muc ...

  • the timeline

    3PM saturday: receive first batch of graphic files 3PM sunday: receive second & last batch ...

  • the next big thing

    jon had this great link of the day today (well, they're all great, but this one really put ...

  • i am supposed to be working

    i have things i've been procrastinating all weekend, & i've barely scratched the surface o ...

  • these kids today

    i had my first exposure to computers at a relatively young age. i remember going to my mo ...

  • a loaf of bread, a box of wine, & thou

    minus the bread. however this is immaterial; i have ample food for thought. but the box ...

  • why i delete stuff

    it is not the first time i've deleted entire entries. actually, i don't approve of that s ...

  • this is just ridiculous

    it is the eleventh of january. it is currently 80 degrees outside. you know, i moved her ...

  • driving insane

    you do not want me in the car with you when you are driving. especially when the car you a ...

  • tech support

    so i spent a bit of time on hold with interland this morning, & it was just the nicest thi ...

  • internet addiction

    it says i'm online, green box in the systray means go, all that. however it lies. i am so ...

  • i don't like to complain, but...

    why is it that morning people consider themselves morally superior to their sleeping-in co ...

  • does this make my butt look big?

    i love my daughter's generous spirit. about a month ago, when i was complaining (as i wil ...

  • my son learns the truth

    my babysitter could only do a half day today. so, i asked my boss if we had an extra pute ...

  • expect the unexpected

    i did something tonight that i haven't done in a long time. it's actually something that ...

  • so near & yet

    so far from where i want to be ...

  • AIM games

    so i resist as long as i can, to avoid the person or persons i'm currently avoiding, becau ...

  • forty one

    when the colour of the light filtering through the blinds blends with the perfect air & it ...

  • you live, you learn

    it always begins auspiciously. fueled by more than a little coffee & my own enthusiam, i ...

  • lit lyric">my life is a lit lyric ...

    ?It's no suprise to me I am my own worst enemy 'Cause every now and then I kick the living ...

  • it's the voices

    the ruminator's entry on voices, both written & otherwise, got me thinking. this evening ...

  • happy new year

    so we were wishing we had a teleportation plugin for the chat, in which we could pass a gl ...

  • a rose by any other name

    so, i'm still pretty new at all this. i saw the internet for the first time in '99, due t ...

  • 2001.12“ dotdotdot ”
  • passive-aggressive girl gets the day off

    on friday they announced that we could all take monday off (without pay). i can ill affor ...

  • cheap date

    andr? is not technically champagne. champagne comes from the champagne region of france o ...

  • for those about to rock

    well, i've been feeling kind of wheezy these past few days. & i'm not the sort of person ...

  • geek weekend

    what kind of girl spends her sunday afternoon up to her elbows in PHP & MySQL? well, that ...

  • this is good

    it is much too late, but i was in chat with people for whom it was much later than it is h ...

  • summer camp

    it's a grown up summer camp, three whole weeks. to get there we take a boat through a cave ...

  • insomnia redux

    this time it's entirely circumstantial (i hope). because i'd like to think the reason i n ...

  • quoting kerouac

    ?...because the only people for me are the mad ones...the ones who are mad to live, mad to ...

  • i can't sleep

    so first there was law & order on the tv. this is why i usually always stay up till the t ...

  • merchandising

    oh, i forgot to mention this about my christmas shopping adventures: when i went to pic-n- ...

  • fatigue

    i am feeling the cumulative effects of stress & excess. it is the inevitable post-christm ...

  • merry morning

    so last night, rather late, i was inspired to fix up BobtheCorgi's templates, it's a much ...

  • quiet joy, mild guilt

    it was a good christmas. i dreamt of doing more, but less turned out to be ok. a lot of ...

  • a very so-cal christmas eve

    it's jut not christmas till you have the tamales. i am not inclined towards those hard-wo ...

  • twas the night before...

    an almost perfect shopping experience this afternoon: traffic was moderate, lines were sho ...

  • kids just don't understand

    morning -- not early, but anyway -- say, 9am. a good 7 hours of restless sleep behind me, ...

  • i love my daughter

    today is my daughter Amanda Jayne's nineteenth birthday. she came by to pick up her prese ...

  • no answers

    just answered a long email from an old friend, & was completely unable to alleviate any of ...

  • karma claus

    i have quite the history. let's not go there now, k? k. however, having survived some fo ...

  • web dreams

    the other morning, very early after a very late night in chat, my son crawled into bed wit ...

  • fear & loathing in vons

    so you're in the supermarket with stevie nicks singing silent night over the store speaker ...

  • absolute power

    it was looking like a good evening. my son was asleep unusually early, a good football ga ...

  • hmmm...

    if a girl (or guy) is vegetarian, & s/he performs fellatio on a guy, can s/he still be con ...

  • sunday morning

    the phrase ?sunday morning? conjures up pleasant images of lounging in comfy jammies, leis ...

  • oops

    this morning, i was awakened by my son making noise, up to the usual morning four year old ...

  • kill popup ads

    so i surfed to one of those sites that has popup advertising, & up popped this. ...

  • honestly now

    ahh, the exquisite freedom of kd: a blog. loving this here, i mean, who's gonna read it? ...

  • because i can, that's why

    "reality is a hallucination brought on by lack of alcohol." - unknown "madness takes its ...

  • playing with movabletype

    i have absolutely no idea what i am doing here, except that i am strongly drawn to this ne ...

  • this rocks

    the upgrade from 1.1 to 1.31, though frightening, went off without a hitch. templates int ...

  • 2001.11“ dotdotdot ”
  • credible threat

    i only remember the end of the dream: after rescuing my son from a very, very deep, very c ...

  • crime spree

    so there are two simultaneous crime sprees. there are some really bad people, i think mayb ...

  • plane (crashes), trains, & camaros

    i'm visiting an old friend from junior high school who lives in Modesto. i don't remember ...

  • 2001.10“ dotdotdot ”
  • my phone & my camera

    it's a long dream, i can't begin to relate it all, but the subplots all revolved around me ...

  • food service

    ?two nights ago? so I had to go to oregon to take care of my parents - they told me they w ...

  • end of the world party

    so first, the plane crashes into the ocean, but we're all ok. there's lots of paddling aro ...

  • i have my gun

    there are bad guys (of course). we're in a parking garage that has some odd living quarter ...

  • where there's smoke ther's fire

    so we're in this house on the hill, & there's a huge fire. the person's house, i think it' ...

  • news

    i have friends who travel to other dimensions. they can either mist themselves with this p ...

  • 2001.09“ dotdotdot ”
  • high rise

    the highest building between LA & SF is the 22 story Dean Witter building in Oxnard, so my ...

  • bill gates again

    dreamt about bill gates again last night, but he was head of a pizza empire. he was still ...

  • cute burglars from harvard

    this one's kinda patchy in parts - ok first of all i got up in the middle of the night & s ...