i was going to mention the apocalypse and shit like that, but i think i'll let the 'word burst analysis' done by blogvision.com, speak for me. it shows the top 20 most popular terms in the blogosphere today, and ... well, here you go:
so, my son has a girlfriend. well, he did for a minute there. her name is kai, with a lowercase k. but then he changed his mind. because ... because he's worried she might get fat.
... back to being speechless.
one, wonderbras? they work
two, i can pick pants off the dollar rack at goodwill (no dressing rooms) and get a perfect fit every time. perfect.
three, 3000 words
four, there are only really three things
five, wait, there are four! he's taking the new roomie out to dinner thursday. everybody think gooooood thoughts and don't even worry about her i'm sure she'll be fine. and if not, then she'll be gaining valuable life experience. mmhmm.
