monday bloody monday

this is the third start i’ve made on this. i end up whining way too hard, or bitching much too much. can i leave it at ?it was a shitty-ass day? & get on with it? one can only hope.

the only bright spot in the day is the great sale on fosters twelvepacks at the store, the fact i have advil for the aches that ail me, & that it’s still somewhat early & i may yet get some work done. if i may just whine a little? why is IE5 on a mac so utterly different from IE on a PC? why does netscape suck so bad in general? on an unrelated whine, why did my hosting company not believe me when i was right about everything all along, & why did it take a day & a half to get my co-hostee bad samaritan‘s scripting back online? why? why?

i was going to not whine, wasn’t i? sorry.

well then. uhhh. here we are, aren’t we? no more whining. so i have to admit i got nothin’ otherwise. oh well, [brightening considerably] i do have this beer. i had a dream last night in which i was thinking i should be giving up the beer. but then there were all those bears, & my hairy legs, out there in public & all, so there were many more urgent concerns than the liver problems of old homeless women. uh-huh. that was the dream that started this monday. no wonder, eh?

11 responses to “monday bloody monday”

  1. batgrl

    Jon does not need cabana boys. (Or does he? Hmmm!)
    Send them to me!

  2. kd

    not till after i’m done with them. i need a frosty drink & a backrub right now, so they will be busy for awhile.

  3. batgrl

    Wow, that sounds sooooo nice.
    Think there’s a place in Vegas with cabana boys who give backrubs? (she asks, hopefully)

  4. kd

    there very well might be such a place – Vegas has all manner of “services” you know.

    however, the Bahamas sounds good too. or, maybe Tahiti? somewhere real far away…

  5. batgrl

    I think there is a spa there (Vegas) that is reasonable $wise and gives massages – I’ve never had a “real” one. Something to think about!

    I’d take Tahiti – if there were guaranteed cabana boys – but no, actually, can we make that a pub in Wales? Beer’d be better and I’m sure we could find someone to give massages there too! Oh scratch that – let’s make it New Zealand. I think that’s as away as you can get! I’ll buy the first round, mate!

  6. Jon

    I’m pretty sure you need a vacation in the Bahamas. With cute cabana boys to fetch you smart little cocktails and scamper after your every request. Wait…. No….. That’s what *I* need. I gotta go…..

  7. undertoad

    i am always so glad when it is finally tuesday…aren’t you? and i think that whining is good for the soul..or was that wining?

  8. say-say

    Give up beer? Still pondering that one…

  9. Mistress Angelique

    That?s why I was born on a friday and even my horoscope says the perfect day for a taurus is friday…because mondays and everything in between are hell!

  10. madflava

    well, my blog yesterday (monday) was about how I broke out into an acapella/acoustic version of Duran Duran’s “Hungry Like A Wolf” in the most terrifying moment in my dream…So no need to feel so bad about your dream KD…sometimes a dream is just a dream and Duran Duran song is just a DD song….I hope….lol

  11. Lee

    You can always pretend to come to Ireland with me. It helped me to play with the idea for a few days, maybe it will you. I almost convinced myself to actually plan it when I saw that Jon has been there, but well … I would need real money and I ain’t got none …

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