out of context

?i tugged, but my finger wouldn’t budge. that’s right, i got my finger stuck in my damn nose! there i was, my finger buried about 2 inches deep up my nose, the goddess and my best friend laughing their asses off at me.? – nick/improper.org

?I might start sculpting a huge model of Devil’s Tower in the living room unless I keep on top of this ‘being home all day’ thing.? – chris/javablack.com

?Look, I ain’t forcing you to eat it. If you don’t want it, you don’t want it. Man’s gotta go his own way.? – asian bastard

??Do you know what bloody stools mean? Because I was just pooping on my male slave and it got a little messy… maybe you could take a look and see if you think I should call a doctor,? I say politely, motioning him in and towards the bedroom.? – mecawlison

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i put this post together last night, and saved it to post in the morning. then i was dreaming that when i posted it there were these huge weird images in it. i’d done these washed-out collage type graphics of the sites, like a visual out-of-context. in the dream i was thinking, ?why did i do that? it messed up my layout?.
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go wish toxiclabrat a happy b-day

& my endless gratitude continues to the inimitable batgrl for this idea.