…. with pop culture:
this is disturbing me. i went to KFC to get dinner for the boys, and a big soda pop for myself. so i’m sitting here and out of the corner of my eye, something about the cup is bugging me. so i take a good look at it.
yeah. it’s the colonel, who in life portrayed himself as a dignified southern gentleman, doing that ?go colonel go colonel? dance move. i twist the cup around, watching in horrified fascination, at the cartoonish depiction of an old, fat, whitehaired man shaking his thang. this is wrong, people. sick, and wrong. i am regretting buying this man’s chicken, even though it’s not his fault, he’s dead, and so has no way firing his marketing department for being on crack.
or is it maybe just the medicine making me irritable?
… oh, and this:
public service announcement from watchersweb. if you’re gonna take pictures of a chrome teapot to sell on ebay, might wanna put some clothes on, k?