are you a procrastinator? do you want to meet others like yourself? then, may i suggest, returning your videos to blockbuster at 11:53 am on a sunday. there were a lot of us, a surprising number, scampering across the busy parking lot from hurriedly parked cars, more bare feet and uncombed hair and strange fashion choices than i’d seen in one place in a long time.
i’m not alone! i feel almost normal.