words of the week

just a few of the many i found here, at whirled headquarters.

Implufticate: Revolting against your better judgment in a moment of severe personal inflation.

Hyfer: A young cow who just drank way too much coffee.

Holar: Blowing sunshine out your ass.

Astrality: An unexpected death in a family of psychics.

Bullogical: Makes sense to stubborn men.

Precogjestion: Eating now ’cause you might get hungry later.

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9 thoughts on “words of the week

  1. Hehe… I hope this isn’t stealing your thunder, but here are some more:

    Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.

    Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

    Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn’t get it.

    Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

    Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

    Burglesque: A poorly planned break-in. (See: Watergate)

    Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like a serious bummer.

    Glibido: All talk and no action.

    Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

    Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

    Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid & an asshole.

  2. cool. i love these ‘new’ words. the pharmaceutical industry has some too, for those ‘male problems’ —

    mycoxaphalen and the ever-popular mydixadril

  3. I would love to know what names the drug guys had to pass on because they sounded too goofy…

    Holar: Blowing sunshine out your ass.

    This one is fascinating me – I’m trying to picture this.
    Would it be silent or would sound effects be involved?

  4. I love holar. It seems like a perfect definition for service personnel who are overly cheerful but obviously insincere. I can just hear it, walking out of a store, “man, that cashier was a totally holar!”.

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