just a few of the many i found here, at whirled headquarters.
Implufticate: Revolting against your better judgment in a moment of severe personal inflation.
Hyfer: A young cow who just drank way too much coffee.
Holar: Blowing sunshine out your ass.
Astrality: An unexpected death in a family of psychics.
Bullogical: Makes sense to stubborn men.
Precogjestion: Eating now ’cause you might get hungry later.
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Oh, thankyouthankyouthankyou for that…I needed a good laugh today.
ROFL!! me, too, me, toooo!
Hehe… I hope this isn’t stealing your thunder, but here are some more:
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn’t get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
Burglesque: A poorly planned break-in. (See: Watergate)
Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like a serious bummer.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid & an asshole.
cool. i love these ‘new’ words. the pharmaceutical industry has some too, for those ‘male problems’ –
mycoxaphalen and the ever-popular mydixadril
I would love to know what names the drug guys had to pass on because they sounded too goofy…
Holar: Blowing sunshine out your ass.
This one is fascinating me – I’m trying to picture this.
Would it be silent or would sound effects be involved?
Dftbly: Definitely maybe or possible perhaps never. Man I am using this one at work.
that’s perfect, greybird.
I love holar. It seems like a perfect definition for service personnel who are overly cheerful but obviously insincere. I can just hear it, walking out of a store, “man, that cashier was a totally holar!”.
My personal favorite is reintarnation… being here in Alabama it really hits home.