first of all i’m number one in google for raging lesbians.
secondly, i need to put a a disclaimer on here somewhere covering my wacky self-improvement plans. it would say something like: this blogger often thinks she’s going to start eating better or less, begin exercising, quit smoking, learn french, sort through the 3073 things in her inbox, change her oil, shave her legs more often, you get the drift. she thinks she’s dead serious at the time. however she’s only fooling herself, don’t let her fool you.
she’s actually fairly content with things as they are, and be assured that she has made some improvements over the past, oh, year or so, but know that she has made them quietly and without announcing herself in a dramatic way beforehand. the announcing is merely some form of mental gymnastics she does to keep her sense of denial in tip-top form.
in summary, it is wise to take her earnest declarations with at least a grain of salt and probably more like the whole shaker. think to yourself ‘oh, that wacky kd’ and don’t give it a second thought.
thank you. we now return to your regularly scheduled blogging.