i am at work. my son is here with me (no babysitter). my boss brought cadbury cream eggs back from lunch. i said, you want this child on sugar here? this child? on sugar? here?
so then the kid’s messing around in the online pok?dex, and starts singing ‘oops i did it again’. because pikachu reminds him of britney spears. or something.
i think i shall go mad.