@dotlizard
- I hereby resign http://t.co/4wqxENox via @raganwald -- a little perspective on privacy in the age of social media
- A Quantum Theory of Mitt Romney: http://t.co/h2G2YKre
- Person Who Will One Day Become Warlord-Ruler Of What Was Once Nebraska Born In Omaha Hospital http://t.co/jTV7b1HK
- Sick: Young, Undercover Cops Flirted With Students to Trick Them Into Selling Pot | AlterNet http://t.co/OaaRyAjQ
- It's a bright, bright sunshiny day. (@ South Seaward Gardens) [pic]: http://t.co/GoCm6ZaA
- Valentine's day advice: don't bang sharks, idiot. http://t.co/y7PZzICQ
- Lizard survives 3,000 miles in suitcase and 30 minutes in washing machine: http://t.co/pJIGIXpb
oh, they totally do that. totally.
(Baby mind ray:) “Whooooo lookit me, I’m cuuuute…. me want to plaaaay…. where’s my bottle darn it….”
(baby mind ray, ten seconds later:) “feedmefeedmefeedme, burpmewipemecleanme, watchmeplaaaaaaaaaywatchmewatchme…, you CAN’T be tired YET…!?!”
Babies scare me. I suspect them of projecting mind control rays at people.
Bottle? Forget that, gimme boobie!!!
Man, I will love the day that I turn Gramma. Uh…not that I’ll be the one breastfeeding. Sorry. These two sections I wrote were unrelated.