oh, they totally do that. totally.
(Baby mind ray:) “Whooooo lookit me, I’m cuuuute…. me want to plaaaay…. where’s my bottle darn it….”
(baby mind ray, ten seconds later:) “feedmefeedmefeedme, burpmewipemecleanme, watchmeplaaaaaaaaaywatchmewatchme…, you CAN’T be tired YET…!?!”
Babies scare me. I suspect them of projecting mind control rays at people.
Bottle? Forget that, gimme boobie!!!
Man, I will love the day that I turn Gramma. Uh…not that I’ll be the one breastfeeding. Sorry. These two sections I wrote were unrelated.
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