update

so the whole taxi business and all the different transactions (who owes whom) is split up between like five or seven different individuals and holding companies. any balance in our favor would be all the numbers taken as an aggregate.

so the judge told him we didn’t sue the right people.

and the one person he did sue served us (just now) with two lawsuits totalling roughly three times what we sued him for.

it’s for repair bills. on taxis that were handed back to the taxi company — but those two assets are with two other individuals. and the medallions? yet another holding company.

that’s as far as i’ll go with this, it’s too frustrating and depressing, not what i consider good blogging material at all – i just felt i should post an update.

anybody know any good jokes?

18 thoughts on “update

  1. Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: That is just OFFENSIVE.

    (I’m not entirely sure I understand it, but maybe you will. Anyway, it’s all I’ve got.)

  2. hey, it’s ok, we’ll sue right back, try to get everything put together as one package. the total result is that they owe chris money, but individually there are entities that he owes.

    obviously their business model is designed to take advantage of these sorts of situations by having everything so spread out. sleazeballs.

  3. oh, Shelley, that reminds me — how many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    a: none! hippies don’t screw in lightbulbs, they screw in VW vans.

  4. How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

    None really; the light bulb has to want to change…

  5. on an unrelated (non-lightbulb involving) note:

    what’s the difference between a scottish sheepherder and Mick Jagger? one says hey, you, get offa my cloud and the other says, hey, McCloud, get offa mah ewe.

  6. Chicken and an egg lying in bed together, the chicken lights up a cigarette and says “Well, I guess that answers *that* question”

    Or how about;

    Two young elephants are drinking at a watering hole in the savannah and one of them is bitten by a turtle. Decades later the herd migrates back to the same watering hole and a pair of wrinkled old elephants stop for a drink, one of them looks to one side and gives a slow old turtle nearby a massive kick, propelling it across the grasslands, the other asks “Why did you do that?” to which his friend replies “Turtle recall”

  7. I am one of those people that never remembers the joke just the punch line. I can pun pretty badly though – but my brain is still groggy. Meanwhile don’t let the taxi bastards get you down. Hey isn’t there a lightbulb joke with the punchline “fight the power?” *goes off to try and remember*

  8. Sorry the taxicab debacle is happening to you. I wish I knew a joke, but I am horrible about remembering them – but here is a tagline you can use: Nature made us sisters, Prozac made us friends. No, has nothing to do with your situation, but it is all I can come up with right now. I will go away and think some more.

  9. So an frail old man walks into a biker bar, sits down, and brags to the crowd. “My wife and me have been married for nearly 60 years. And we have sex doggy style.”

    Amazed, the crowd is hushed as he offers further details…

    “When, I want sex, I sit up and beg. Then she rolls over and plays dead”

  10. you want funny – you want punny?? try taking a 3 year old to breakfast in anything other than McD’s . . .”Nana, I farted!” Cracks ’em up everytime!
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