i’m going to hate myself in the afternoon. sure, right now i’m all tingly, but when this wears off, and it will (i can’t keep eating cake all day — or can i?) hmm, that may be the answer. eschew normal food and just keep visiting the breakroom cake all day long. so i was looking over at that fluffy white frosting and suddenly it occurred to me to stick my finger in it and rub a little on my gums and then i remembered, the 80’s are over. *sigh* damn good thing, too.