stolen geek humor

stolen directly from: Slacksonville (Xkot‘s new group venture)

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a “great” writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!”

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

7 responses to “stolen geek humor”

  1. Linkmeister

    I am certainly glad I’d swallowed that sip of water! It occurs to me he could also have been the fiend behind the Macintosh “bomb” graphic.

  2. kd

    have i mentioned how stable my Linux box is? mmm. Linux.

  3. Linkmeister

    kd, you’re gloating about geekiness again. ;)

  4. dan

    Sure she is! …and I’m whining about being on vacation with a P-120 laptop that runs Linux just fine! …only I couldn’t find that HDD so I’m stuck running Win95! Double Phooey!

  5. bran

    ha! you slay me.

  6. Kate

    Hahahaha! Good one!

  7. shari

    ha ha !! That’s GREAT !

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