why i have socks in my purse

and why i hope the fashion police never come here:

it’s cold in here. the air conditioning is set to 74, which means 74 in the actual office parts of the office and shivery cold in this storage-closet, computer-building-room thingy here. and it was so hot outside that i wore sandals to work. they’re big ole man-sandals, with lots of tread and velcro. sport sandals. not that i’m sporty. but there they are.

and now i’m going to put some socks on. i cannot stand to have cold feet. if my feet are cold, i must whine miserably.

which explains the — actually, two pair — of socks in my purse. it doesn’t explain the other five pounds of crap in there, but it does explain the socks.

8 responses to “why i have socks in my purse”

  1. Suzie

    huh. socks actually rather oppress me.
    but i understand the purse thing, i try to buy bitty bitty purses so i don’t carry around forks and address books and ace bandages- you know, things you might need one day, but really never do.
    (and i’m not a mom so i don’t even have that excuse)

  2. jadedju

    What are you on right now, and could you send me some? You are cracking me up.

  3. kd

    just high on life, man. just high on life.

  4. skits

    As a fellow personwhofreezesifitfallsbelow75, I say you don’t have to explain those socks to anyone. Makes perfect sense to me. :p

  5. wKen

    Is it as hot down in So Cal as it is up here in the northern part of the state? It is supposed to be 111 here today. A/C is a good thing.

  6. kd

    oh, i’m totally happy with the A/C. as long as i have my socks. i actually have dreams (apparently when i stick my feet out from under the covers) that my feet are cold, and i’m always looking for socks or shoes in my dream. but must have socks first. socks are so cozy.

  7. ratty

    i took sox to all of my quilting classes in oregon. it was 100 degrees outside but inside it was freezing! cold feets is the WORST thing…

  8. gregg

    if your feet get cold check out warmfeet.com for shoe and boot warmers that reflect heat and dont use batteries or chemicals they are under 20 bucks, i hate being cold

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