budget guy: i’m giving you a free upgrade
me (thinking): mustang!
budget guy: it’s a ford taurus. it’s brand new.
me (thinking): that’s an upgrade?
but it’s nice. it’s red. it’s got 350 miles on it. it’s got power everything and a little remote control thingy and even shiny aluminum wheels and i think that’s leather.
oh. and a six disc in-dash cd player.