kd: mayonnaise is yummy
kd: i could eat it from the jar
kd: in fact i often do
matt: It’s Satan’s ejaculate, you know.
kd: it’s eggs
matt: That’s just what they tell you.
kd: can i still like it?
matt: You must make your own decisions.
kd: i like it. it’s yummy.
matt: I encourage you to stop, but ultimately tis up to you.
kd: then what do you mix with tuna and dill relish to make sammiches?
matt: I don’t.
matt: I make as little use of Tuna as possible.
kd: it’s dolphin safe albacore stuff
matt: I just don’t like the smell.
kd: my kitty and i had an incident with that this evening
matt: I read.
kd: all’s well now
matt: I’d give the cats all the tuna, if it were up to me.
kd: the cats would love you endlessly
matt: There it is, the original mayonnaise rant
matt: It’s quite crazed, I admit.
kd: why am i craving a big knifefull of mayo right now?
matt: But I’m fond of it.
kd: i’m quite salivating
matt: Because we’re all different
kd: perhaps there is evil in me that i have no concept of
matt: I think I said it best at Skarlet’s when I said “One person’s poison is another’s non-poison”
kd: this may get repetetive, but may i post the part from ‘i like mayonnaise’ to ‘we’re all different’?
kd: i think IM conversations are a good content replacement tool when i got nothin’.
matt: I use intertestimental judaism for that.
matt: That’s the entire reason i still have a copy of the Dead Sea Scrolls
kd: of course. i don’t have that, so, i make do
matt: I recommend it.
matt: Get the paperback.
kd: do you suppose amazon carries it?
matt: It’s fun to use to mess with Jesus freaks on the go.
matt: I know they do.
kd: i’ll put it on my Evil Wishlist of Genocidal Doom
matt: The copy I have is The Complete Dead Sea Scrolls in English translated by Gaza Vermes
matt: Got it at Borders
matt: Sorry, Geza Vermes, not Gaza
matt: Gaza is a hotly contested strip of hot desert,
matt: Feeling Hot Hot Hot
kd: okay then
matt: Did you know that Saint Joseph of Cuppertino pulled one of my distant ancestors into the air by his hair and flew him around until he accepted Christ?
kd: i did not know that