go poke him. poke him and poke him. keep on poking. trust me on this one. you gotta keep poking.
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*giggle* Must send this one to the Parents Who Would Be Rabbits.
oh my gosh. yes, they need this.
omg! that is so funny! i think i gotta pass this on one.
Woooaaaaa. Strange things are happening when I approach your site using OPERA. Stripping the skin off everything but the comments, making me download Java plug-ins, etc… Hmm.
*poke*
It’s telling me (Mozilla in linux) that the mime type is x-director. I actually have flash functioning but I’m not sure what the hell the bunny thing is. I had no idea that “director” was an actual filetype.
Hah, Hah!!!!,
I really needed that kd!!!
Love the Bunny and the Penquin!!!
Thank you so very much..
i think i’ve lost the will to blog.
Does the bunny actually do something? because I poked that lil fucker for ten minutes and he just sat there. mebbee heesa dead.
poke him harder. or faster. it shouldn’t take more than, oh, something random between like 30 and 60 pokes.
or try that penguin linked above in the comments. he’s cool too.
Hee. Ok got it.
yes, well, it’s a … i have mozilla on linux too, and i can’t run it either. it wants me to downlod the plugin, and i would, only it confuses me what to do with it then.
however the link (sadly enough) plays fine in with standard flash plugins, on you know, microsoft boxes.
*hangs head* i’m not really that much of a geek.
Poke the penguin.
Here. -sorry, kd.
i love poking the penguin! oh man! that’s more fun than bunny-poking any day.
stacey, i use Opera at work and have no problems. however i am sure i downloaded a full version with all the goodies. my own site is always fine in that version.
however if you’re talking about the poke the bunny site, well, i can’t see that in netscape on linux without downloading something and figuring out where to put it. which i haven’t managed yet. but i know it’s there! would that i had the linux huevos to handle shockwave plugins.
someday. meantime i’m fine with no microsoft at all. it’s been a week without even a backup windows box.
it’s doable. fuck microsoft. and not in a good way.
Whew. I’m exhausted. Such a lot of poking, oy!! I know it’s cheating, but I’m going to count the rabbit and penguin pokes as my exercise for the day. thanks kd and zuchris. (Apropos of nothing, I noticed my bunny poke came on courtesy of Shockwave, gosh, I haven’t been to Shockwave for ages.) I think I spent mindless hours there before I had my webpage and blog. Now I spend mindless hours on more important things. Sure I do.
I gave up before the requisite three million pokes; would someone please spill the beans so I can get some work done today?
ya just gotta keep pokin’ him. for a long time i didn’t know what happened, i would just poke him for fun, and wander off, till one time i let my son play with him — so my hint would be to let a 4-5 year old child play with the mouse button, they’re faster and have more energy than we do.
Heh – that brings the funny.
You’re right, poking faster works better – the poking has to be truly annoying, just like in real life.
i wonder if there is an algorithm that measures the poking for number *and* frequency of pokes, so it works out that way that you do have to annoy the bunny.
and Lorraine, believe it or not i’ve tried counting pokes and never come up with the same number. so it’s based on something beyond number, like Donna said, it has to be annoying.
huh.
there are two other fun things on that site, Kitka is fairly cool, but God Saves The Titanic is … well, it has a long load time, but it’s … ok, the bunny is best.
I couldn’t get my finger back!!
This is my second time to read your blog, first time to post. Really enjoyed both reads (nice layout, too.)
Couldn’t find the bunny page; guess your link flooded them. Now, the penguin – I can hardly see to type this! I’m hysterical!
Gotta go poke.
umm..there is a much better poke the bunny somewhere else that I saw first. It’s in flash instead of shockwave.
poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke! hooray, poke.
Poke me i like it! Then poke the bunny with your dick! By the way Martin Friend likes to poke himself with the large end of the SPOONS! SPOONS get the spoons away from me i cant take it i have to run away and touch up mmmmmmm PS he also licks sally clean! Break out the heavy duty razors if you decide to take her on!
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well, if the award is best deeply psychotic response to ‘poke the bunny’ i don’t think they let folks in lockdown psych wards surf the interweb, so it’s safe to assume this person lives among us, somewhere. maybe safe is the wrong word….