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EWWGROSS!
LMAO….
i suddenly feel a bout of toon pr0n coming on… but it’s probably been done…
Um. “It’s only natural…” Natural for whom? I can truthfully say the thought has never occurred to me in all my years. Now that the subject has been “raised,” I will do my best to never think of it again. Sheesh.
I think I went to school with that kids whole family.
it’s such a lot of questions, too — such a thorough approach. i don’t think there’s a penis-related question not addressed there.
I’ll think about Amidala’s nipples, and you can worry about Yoda’s penis.
I think tufty, like the hair on his head. But I try to focus on his light sabre instead, when my mind wanders too far down that road…
yes, all that phallic lightsaber action. mmm.
Classic. God … you’ve just got to love The Onion.
And, uhh, no … it never dawned on me. Not once. Now if he was talking Han Solo … well, yeah!
heh–
“Cause I’m kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie I’m the root of all that’s evil yea but you can call me cookie”
-the bloodhound gang
i really have nothing to say.
aww, c’mon hoodieKATE, we know you have these feelings. it’s ok. it’s perfectly normal! we wonder about yoda’s dinkie. we all do.
it’s ok
I guess as I’m male, I have to go with wKen above, I really don’t care about penises (except my own, we do tend to be a bit selfish about that part of our anatomy). Now, if you were talking ‘kitty’, that’s a completely different matter. Anyhow, let me behave myself!
hilarious! I blogged about it and linked you:
This made me laugh a LOT this morning. I’m not sure if I’ve ever thought about Yoda’s penis, but I guess I probably have, what with all those hours spent with my Star Wars toys. I remember you could take off Yoda’s little robe and he had a cane and a snake, actually a pretty kinky action figure now that I really think about it. Amazing the stuff that won’t come out in $100 an hour therapy sessions but spills right out on the internet.
Link courtesy of kd.
peace-
kool keith
Oh my gosh. It’s like we’re connected at the brain…
Never put much thought in yoda’s privates…
I just don’t want those little hands all over me…yuksville..
And he floats too, probably follows ya all around until he gets ya!!
i have no desire to know what yodas cock looks like. but i would like to know what queen padime amidala looks like naked, she hot.