This, then, is my blog. I welcome you, friends, to nealpollack.com, your one-stop Internet shopping source for news and opinion. My vast experience, both journalistic and sexual, has qualified me well for this task. I will take the news and make it my own. I will take other people’s comments on the news, mock them, deconstruct them, and titty-twist them until they cry uncle. I will do so without political allegiance, because politics, like Play-Doh, is malleable. I remember that there was a time in America when liberalism meant something more than fealty to the outdated notion of progressive taxation, and there was a time when Republicans smoked pot in the House antechamber.
now, go read the rest. go on now.
[found through Oliver Willis]
You do find some good blogs, kd m’dear!
Wow, that guy’s writing is borrowing a lot from the Mark Leyner school of hyperbole. Not that it’s a bad thing.
ooh! this Mark Leyner fellow sounds great too.
look!! Neal Pollack in the NUDE!
you do interesting things, kd.