no wait — hops? grains? it’s already cereal, in the bottle! and beyond that, PETA says that beer is better than milk. i’m not all that fond of their methods, but this is a campaign i can really get behind. beer! beer! it’s not just for breakfast anymore. or it is just for breakfast or … well you know, beer! yay!
*no, i’m not advocating anything. really.
In response to the title of this post, no. Skip the cereal entirely; just pour the beer into a bowl and pretend it’s Entwash.
um. entwash? i bet this is something i should know. (i googled it and ended up at a place that gave me the ugliest, most obnoxious popup, so i fled quickly and abandoned my search)
Hmmmm. Is beer organic?
um. i don’t know. but i’m willing to just go ahead and assume it is.
from here on out, i declare beer to be organic, vegan, cruelty-free, politically correct, and good for you.
Hear, hear. Three cheers for kd!!
Entwash is from Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (the book); it’s a drink which envigorates those who drink it. It’s a good thing, trust me.
Actually, I may have that wrong; the Ents may stand under a shower of the stuff to be revitalized, but anyway, it’s okay stuff.
(Posted in an attempt to preclude the pedantic from calling me on my error)
damn those pedantics.
but, they do keep you on your toes.
do they make a beer with a multi-vitamin suppliment?
actually, i think they were considering putting a vitamin b supplement in beer to replace the b-vitamins it leeches out of your body. but then they decided it would encourage alcholosim. or something.
anyway, i just take a good multivitamin. hey! i bet cigarettes are vegan too!
In reality, I’m no big fan of beer, but I’ll take a glass of wine anytime, day or night, and right now would actually work for me.
Why are you not remembering me? This is really starting to hurt my feelings. KD! I don’t think your comment box likes me! waaaa …
I just now caught on to the post, and please don’t get me started on PETA again. I’ve already offended every animal lover between here and there while discussing this subject, and you KNOW I’m in enough trouble this week.
Speaking of PETA, I heard a humorous (albeit true) tidbit on the way to work yesterday. It seems that PETA is against a local college’s agreement to receive PIGS in payment for tuition. That’s right, kids, Lindenwood College right here in St. Louis, MO accepts pigs as payment. I guess what PETA probably doesn’t like about the arrangement is that once the college receives the pig, it’s slaughtered and served in the dining hall.
Maybe it’s not that at all. Maybe they feel it’s a bit prejudicial to only accept pigs. Why not cattle or chickens or eggs or bushels of grain? If only my dad had known about this when I was in high school! I could have been a doctor!!!!
So, how many pigs do you think it would take to put someone through college?
HOORAY BEER!
Hmm … how many pigs … I’d say it depends on how big we’re talking here … You know one pig can feed quite a few folks quite a few meals.
pigs for tuition! now that’s a great concept.
see, i had this funny feeling about this when i posted it, in a light-hearted sense (like last time, when i posted a link to PETA’s pro-roadkill-eating page back when, and it turned into this huge thing).
i’m not advocating PETA, or even beer for breakfast, although the latter seemed like it would have been such a nice thing. i had coffee and cigarettes instead. which is vegan. so there.
Um – beer, it’s not just for breakfast anymore?
No wait, I have that backwards…
breakfast — it’s not just for beer anymore?
Whew… I had a lot of fear seeing the word “PETA”, and coming into the comments. But seeing as you all have masterfully turned this conversation to beer, that’s okay.
I don’t like the taste of alcohol. So there.
Beer slots nicely into the food pyramid as a grain, so therefore the scientists say we must have a serving of beer with every meal.
Grain is, actually, a big fat evil thing. Causes heart disease and such. I’ll dig up the information if you’re interested.
That said? BEEEEEEER! I love me some beer. Not really. I love me some cider, Beer just doesn’t appeal to me all that much.
But alcohol’s kinda neat. For an addictive poison.
Crap. Um.
PETA. They love the animals right? Um. That makes the baby Jesus cry.
Okay. Everyone’s offended now! My work here is done.
yay, addictive poison! that (hard) cider stuff makes me all headachy the next day. beer? beer is good.
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
–Benjamin Franklin
Actually you might be interested to know that a LOT of BEERS and ALL cigarettes are most certainly NOT vegan. Get your facts right.
(most beers contain isinglass: fish oil, though they don’t even have to put it on the label, and, all cigarettes are made with numerous animal products. manure, fur, etc.)