poor silly rabbit

ok, can we please let the silly rabbit have some trix? i mean really. trix are just as good for rabbits as they are for kids. and he’s been trying all these years.

i just think it’s cruel, is all.

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ok, so i’m not the first to think of this. there is a petition. 1298 people have signed it. however, we should consider krix’s comment. enabling a rabbit is a bad thing.

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and apparently, the rabbit is suing.

38 thoughts on “poor silly rabbit

  1. kd, no shit, that used to really bug the hell out of me when I was a kid. Maybe it was because I got picked on, or something, but I just despised it when they wouldn’t give the rabbit some cereal. I mean, for crimminy sakes, already. What kind of example does that teach our kids, huh? If you have floppy ears and are a rabbit, you aren’t entitled to some cereal?

    Those rotten kids are terribe brats. Just terrible. It should not be tolerated.

    And now I have to go get back in that padded cell and suck my thumb…

    (The thing did piss me off when I was young, though…)

  2. What a bunch of enablers you all are.
    That rabbit was a cereal junkie. It took Count Chocula and Super Sugar Bear and a week long intervention to break him of the sweet, colorful Trix fix. It was rough for the rabbit at first, real rough. The lemony lemon and orange orange was good, man. Real good. Poor Rabbit. It was hard at first, I remember seeing him out in an alley once, chewing the corners off his spoon-sized shredded wheat, and coloring them with fruity-scented school markers.
    Sad.
    Those kids (lost in their own little psychedelic rainbow of sugary goodness, no doubt) were actually doing him a favor.
    Rabbit couldn’t handle his Trix.
    He’ll thank them one day. When he realizes he was saved from the depths. Like that CoCoPuff freak. Yeah, he’s got the shit, but no one parties with him any more, he’s WAY too unpredictable.
    Then there’s poor old Quisp. If he only had a good friend to hold out on him, he might still be around today.
    Rabbit is lucky.
    Rabbit is loved.

  3. I’m not sure if it was only a Canadian milk commercial or not, but there was this “Got Milk?” commercial that had the Trix rabbit. Starts off with some guy walking through a convience store, grabs a box of Trix, and pays for it, all paranoid. Then the gets home, undoes this zipper in his “man suit” and out pops the rabbit. Says “Finally, Trix are mine” or something to that affect, goes to pour the milk, and there’s only this little trickle.

    Right then, his eyes get all psycho like and the commercial ends on the “Got Milk?” flash. Probably not a moment too soon, cause he probably goes out and finds himself a few kids and slaughters them, muttering something about abuse and revenge and sugar diabeties or something. The commercial used to spook the bejeezes out of my little cousins. First time they saw it, they swore off all cereal with a cartoon mascot for months!

  4. Someone once took me to a Playboy Club when I was in high school. (Yes, they let me in — supervised.) I remember how sorry I felt for the bunnies — wearing those infamous suits that Gloria Steinem said could give a man cleavage and dealing with the customers, well-to-do drunks who could afford a key and who did not pass up the chance to pinch the butt of a passing cocktail waitress.

  5. Emperor Norton, I think you just forced me to bust a gut. Bush, shaking his little finger and head with those pursed lips…perfect.

  6. Ernestine, you should have your Trix. all rabbits should. it’s part of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. inalienable rights should extend beyond just “Man”.

  7. I don’t know, but I have to wonder about all the anti-rabbit sentiment I’m seeing around here. Why is that everybody assuems that when they see a white rabbit hanging out with children, that there is a drug-addiction problem? There are plenty of rabbits that have made considerable strides in bettering our society. Looks at Bugs Bunny. Roger Rabbit. That Easter Bunny guy from Cadbury’s. This anti-rabbitism is a scary new trend.

    Power to the Bunnies!!!!!

  8. say-say and kd, can’t you just see George W. Bush in those commercials? With maybe a couple of changes like:

    “You silly Arab. Oil is for Americans.”

    or

    “You silly rebel. Freedom is for Americans.”

  9. well, this certainly is a lot of food for thought.

    so, we have the fact that the poor rabbit has spent his life trying to ‘pass’, and been held up to ridicule, called names, and denied his right to consume sugary goodness. i see this as an issue of species-ism, and of course this is all wrapped up in the War On Sugar, in which the human children tend to get away with their sugar-related offenses more than other species.

  10. HI MY NAME IS BILLY JOE BOB AND I THINK YOU KIDS ARE MEAN AND HATEFULL SO BACK OFF THE RABBIT HE NEEDS TO EAT TO
    AND TRIX ARENT ONLY FOR THERE FOR ME NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. HI MY NAME IS TOE FUNGUS AND I LIVE IN A BOX. MY PHONE IS A TOASTER THAT DOESNT WORK AND I HAVE NO CAR. I STOLE THIS COMPUTER AND WHANTED TO SAY ARREST ME FOR SAYING YOU KIDS ARE MEAN TO THE RABBIT

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  13. Isn’t there a song about toe fungus? That lives in a box?

    I think I might be mixing up Tones on Tail with Ol’ Dirty Bastard, and that’s just really really wrong.

  14. Come on people it’s not real. Man you guys act like this is a real thing. It’s JUST an commercial give me a break. Don’t you people have better things to talk about than a cartoon rabbit. Get a life!

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