real-life dilbert quotes

… as reported by Dogbert’s New Ruling Class (DNRC) operatives. Most of these come from the mouths of managers.


“I’m optimistic but my optimistics is on the other side of the teeter-totter.”

“You have to keep all your marbles in the same duck.”

“This thing is about to grow legs and take off….”

“Are you going to call the whole kettle black because of one bad potato?”

“If we do that we’ll open up a whole new wormhole.”

“Will everyone stop misundermining me!”

“I am sick and tired of the lack of disrespect towards me!”

“We need to find a solution, even if it isn’t the right one.”

“Hey, don’t eat the messenger!”

“It’s only when this business comes into the foreplay that we should be concerned.”

“We’re going to have to watch that with a fine-tooth comb.”

“..that’s what really separates the wheat from the sheep.”

“He’s not the brightest brick in the basket.”

6 thoughts on “real-life dilbert quotes

  1. Wow. I just noticed that when I hover the pointer over your links they slowly change colors gradually, like turning a dimmer switch instead of flipping a light switch. How did you do that? I’m jealous.

  2. oh — and if you have netscape or mozilla? you should see what the spongebob link colors do. wild things. but it doesn’t do it in IE. and this doesn’t do the fadey thing in NS or mozilla. *sigh*

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