war is out, pound your trout

10. War is silly, whack your willy
9. War’s no joke, stop and stroke!
8. Pull together for peace
7. Send your little troops into your hand, not a foreign land
6. Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
5. All we are saying, is give peace a wank
4. War is out, pound your trout
3. Touch your sack, not Iraq
2. My bush doesn’t declare war
1. I cum in peace

Masturbate for Peace: Using Masturbation to End War

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9 responses to “war is out, pound your trout”

  1. Monkey!

    I’m with Michelle on this one. Wow.

  2. kd

    peace: it’s in your hands.

  3. Toxiclabrat

    Clever Stuff..
    Hoopty is wacky (or is that wacked out?)

  4. JeanNINE

    I love all of ‘em!! :o )

  5. undertoad

    where can i buy one to put on my car?!!!

  6. Thumper

    He he he he.

    I gotta wonder though, just how effective this is? I remember when I was 18 and 19. Let’s just say it was a busy time, and what happened? The Gulf War.

    Was I not trying…hard enough?

  7. kd

    this is a lesson for us all. we must try harder. and faster. harder. faster. yes. yes.

    we must not give up.

  8. hoopty

    I have been against war at least a half dozen time in the last week.

  9. Michelle

    Oh. My. God.

    I have seen it all now.

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