everybody wants to be naked and famous

Mike needs to be famous… and fast.

and when i find myself with this need, i expect everyone to do the same for me.

10 responses to “everybody wants to be naked and famous”

  1. kd

    for those of you puzzled by either the title, subtitle, or both, it’s lyrics:

    I can’t explain glacial motion
    Or why Los Angeles don’t drop into the ocean
    I can’t unfold the layers of mystery
    Or piece together the tragedy of history

    ‘Cuz those lucky suckers, they don’t have to work
    Big 3-D billboards and big 30-foot Smurfs
    And everybody wants to be naked and famous
    Everybody wanna be just like me, I’m naked and famous

    I met a poet, said she didn’t like the smell of it
    Then took her clothes off in a restaurant for the hell of it
    I met a DJ who lived in seclusion, reality and sobriety were her only
    delusions

    And those lucky bastards, they don’t have to work
    Big 3-D billboards and big 30-foot Smurfs
    And everybody wants to be naked and famous
    Everybody wanna be just like me, I’m naked and famous

    Woo uh hoo hoo hoo
    Wow ah hoo hoo hoo

    Well, don’t get a nosebleed, don’t get upset
    We can’t be naked and famous just yet
    There’s a big gold dollar sign on the Sunset Strip
    And you can send your friend a postcard, it ain’t worth the trip

    Everybody wants to be naked and famous
    Everybody wanna be just like me I’m naked
    Everybody wants to be naked and famous
    Everybody wanna be just like me I’m naked
    Everybody wants to be naked and famous
    Everybody wanna be just like me I’m naked

    Wow wow yeah
    Ah hoo hoo hoo
    Whoo

    Everybody wants to be naked and famous
    Everybody wants to be just like me I’m naked and famous

    -The Presidents of the United States of America

  2. Da Goddess

    I just want him to win those millions and send me rent money

  3. dan

    Simply delightful silliness… Perfect for the late evening here…

  4. kd

    you know, the PUSofA was such a unique group. they only had like half their strings on any guitar or bass at any one time. totally trippy.

    must dig out CDs and headphones and have a listen.

  5. DogsDon'tPurr

    KD…..you’re already famous in blogland….no? To me you are a celebrity!!

  6. kd

    i have an unending thirst for fame. i can’t explain it. i was just now just gazing at my stats and thinking, mmmmmm. ahhhhh. ohhhh. and stuff like that.

    and i don’t respect myself for this, not one bit. it’s this weird obsession i have.

  7. Monkey!

    We all accept that you’re famous, kd. I think we know what the real question here is.

    Are you naked?

    -A very silly, manic monkey

  8. kd

    well, no, not at the moment.

    but i was earlier. and when i shower in the morning? always naked then. i could do laundry at the same time, and be efficient, but no, i get nekkid.

  9. Monkey!

    Well, I dunno. Your way seems more logical to me. I hate wet clothes. Ick.

  10. kd

    he’s at four on blogdex. that’s something i’ve never even been close to.

    i need that kinda fame too.

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