keep that laptop away from your penis

“The ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about two centimeters (0.8 inches),” Claes-Gorn Ostenson, of the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, wrote in a letter published in The Lancet medical journal on Friday.

10 responses to “keep that laptop away from your penis”

  1. dan

    …especially following an entry titled everybody wants to be naked and famous!

    I mean, talk about a segue…

  2. kd

    so, apparently, the term “laptop” is a misnomer — and quite a dangerous one at that.

  3. eve

    hehe – i passed this around work this morning – being that I work with all men who own laptops. hmm. wonder if that’s sexual harrassment.

  4. kd

    no, Eve, it’s a public service announcement! you’re doing it for their health and well-being!

  5. bobbyg

    you had me at “scrotal skin”

  6. nikki g.

    don’t tell bobby, but he always puts his laptop on top of a pillow on top of his, er…well, you know. hee hee

  7. Kitty

    When I first read that extract thing, I thought he was typing naked… is it really wrong that my first thought was “Maybe he uses it for the space bar”?

  8. kd

    hahaha! or to do the little touchpad mousie thingy!

    now there’s a mental image, right there.

  9. Dr. D.

    Well, I guess CDs are not the only thing that you can use a computer to ‘burn!’

  10. Da Goddess

    Hmm….I guess that’s given a new meaning to the term “hot pants”

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