add rum, and it gets a lot more interesting. i’ll give you a for-instance, and only this one, ’cause the rest … oh nevermind.
conversation turns to the male/female dynamic. male claims that ‘i’m just a man thing’, more argument follows. sample of dialogue:
he: well excuse me for having a penis
(later) he: my penis doesn’t understand
she: well my vagina doesn’t understand. she’s confused.
should be noted that at several other points during the conversation, people turned to me and said, ‘you’re gonna blog this. you have to.’ i wish i had a better memory but you have to understand i was laughing pretty hard at the time.
you had to be here.