the internet is saved

it was a horrible oversight, or something, that i refrained from sharing boobies for the cause. this was made most clear in an IM conversation with bobby, who believes in the internet:


cellsdividing: girlsssss
cellsdividing: girls are pretty
kdblog: ahh, yes.
kdblog: http://www.tampatantrum.com/boobies.html
kdblog: girls are very pretty
kdblog: these are my friends, mostly. exposing themselves for plane tickets, and for charity
kdblog: but so lovely
cellsdividing: boobs
kdblog: it’s what the internet is alllllll about
cellsdividing: where are your boobs in all this?
kdblog: they are sadly absent
cellsdividing: come on
kdblog: i’m sorry, i was sick and didn’t want to be in a wet tshirt
cellsdividing: if the internet is about breasts and you’re withholding yours from it, you’re pretty much a detriment to the online community
cellsdividing: and, really, to all communities and therefore civilization as a whole
kdblog: i only withheld in this case in the interest of my own health. being ill and all. you know how your mom tells you not to be in a wet tshirt while sick
cellsdividing: yes cupcake
kdblog: and sadly i did not archive the boobie pic. it was nice.
kdblog: and is gone from the internet at large now.
cellsdividing: great, this is the beginning of the end
cellsdividing: i guess the internet had a nice run, though
kdblog: well i have a digicam with a timer, all is not lost
cellsdividing: a glimmer of hope
kdblog: hang on, it’s a big image download
cellsdividing: k
kdblog: http://dotlizard.com/kdblog/pics/yay001.jpg
cellsdividing: boobies
cellsdividing: !
kdblog: yay!
cellsdividing: and thus the ‘net endures
kdblog: my work here is done

2 responses to “the internet is saved”

  1. robyn

    Boobies! You have to post them heeeeere!

  2. Nancy

    ROFLMBO!! You go girl! (Since it’s for the cause and all…..)

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