… give him a gameboy advance, that he has been wanting for a long time, and a game he has been admiring amongst his peers. expect that he might not exactly spend time with his other presents, no matter how many or how cool. just put batteries in the game, show him the ‘on’ button, and *yawn* go back to bed.
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Heh, it’s the gift that keeps on giving. Sleeeeeep. Merry Christmas.
MeRrY cHrIsTmAs, kd and kid!!
Recipe for low maintenance for (this particular) adult: combo cd/turntable player and books. 300 LP’s I haven’t heard in 20 years are about to come back to life.
must be nice!
i am currently trapped in barbie and kelly baker oven thingy hell, and the little one goes from gift to gift to gift, and yes she needs help opening every single one of them. AAGGHHH
p.s. happy holidays!
p.p.s. we did the gameboy thing too. and they sit alone by themselves, unplayed. sheesh! me and mom will get use out of em at least.
Merry Christmas, Kd!!!
I am currently fooling around with my new digital camera (Sony),
which I so desperately needed. It has a sound card!!!!
I’m like a little kid, and the snow is fallin’ down outside!!
What a Christmas!!
Hope you had a great Christmas!
‘low maintenance kid’
we have no idea what one of those is like….
nothing but high here.
merry christmas!
merry christmas KD!
Peace and Joy and Love and Merry Christmas, kd!
Hugs to the family!
heh… i can so relate except mine goes like this… give them 6 packs of yu gee oh cards and lay back down on the sofa while they check out all the cards they got. meanwhile, game boy advances, gi joes, walkmans and cd’s sit there… sigh… merry christmas, from me and my boobies family.
merry xamas!!!
Merry Christmas!!!
Merry Christmas!
…and I have Gameboy Advance pics for posting later.
There we go: a Christmas meme: Gameboy Advance on Christmas morning!
Merry Christmas!
Hope you had an awesome Christmas, kd!!
I got lucky, all four of mine turned out to be low maintenance this year. Our real cause to celebrate this holiday season is that, for once, they were all happy with their gifts.
We got it right, yippee!
That going back to bed stuff, though … I tried that, laid in bed for an hour listening to number one daughter screaming at the computer screen (although I’m sure she’d describe it as laughing) before I gave up and came back downstairs …
You don’t know me (yet), but I’ve been enjoying your writings.
Merry Christmas
What? No one’s hit you in the Blogger Snowball Fight!?
There ya go!
Hope everything was great, and that we get to see pictures of Kurtwood with a big smile on his face!
The Snowball Prayer
(Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat)
Oh lovely snowball, packed with care
Smack a head that’s unaware.
Then with freezing ice to spare
Melt and soak through underwear.
Fly straight and true, hit hard and square,
This, oh snowball, is my prayer.
About D@mn Time has declared a snow fight�
hee hee hee!
bwaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
happy holidaze!
damn! love that hoover quote. damn!