hot faux hamster action

i’m up late, scouring the internet for your pleasure. here you go:

Realistic, life�size and beautiful. Elastic flesh, luxurious fur, a cybernetic infrastructure and sexy features like no other buggering hamster in the world.

10 responses to “hot faux hamster action”

  1. Zander

    Ummmmmmmmm thats weirder than I AM!!!!

  2. Thumper

    But do they sell faux bunny rabbits?

  3. stacey

    What on earth were you looking for when you stumbled across this? Pervert pervert pervert!

  4. bobby g.

    this kinda stuff is way more interesting than novak-speak. hey, what if hamsters attacked bob novak’s bulbous republican head? there’s real entertainment.

  5. j. brotherlove

    I’m never clicking on one of your links, again.
    Okay maybe “never” is an exaggeration.

  6. Shelby :)

    That was just…. disturbing. It did make me laugh though.

  7. kd

    it was on blogdex. i wasn’t googling for hamster pr0n or anything. honest.

  8. Linkmeister

    I think Michele should be informed of this. She had hamster issues a while back.

  9. jhames

    “Tits like melons” and a “horse-masher” penis. Hmm. I bet a person could get enough PayPal funds for a REALHAMSTER.

  10. shelley

    ew. ew. ew.

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