six is having problems adjusting to his clone status

this rocks. you don’t know how worried i’ve been about wearing out my organs — i am a bit rough on them you know. and now, we’re only a few short steps away from being able to grow replacements! put me on the waiting list for a fresh liver and some new lungs, yes? aww, heck, just grow me a new body. i’d really like to start over, and take better care of myself next time.

i don’t see what everybody’s so upset about. welcome to the 00’s! don’t fight progress! ethics? shmethics! worry about those after my full-body transplant, ok buddy? *sings* i wanna liver forever …

this has been brought to you by my sick sense of humor and general ineptitude in writing good satire. no endorsement of clones or cloning is expressly implied or whatever, ok? now get your panties back outta that bunch. thank you.


(we’re all) clones — alice cooper

I’m a clone
I know it and I’m fine
I’m one and more are on the way
I’m two, doctor
Three’s on the line
He’ll take incubation another day

I’m all alone, so are we all
We’re all clones
All are one and one are all
All are one and one are all

We destroyed the government
We’re destroying time
No more problems on the way

I’m through doctor
We don’t need your kind
The other ones
Ugly ones
Stupid boys
Wrong ones

I’m all alone, so are we all
We’re all clones
All are one and one are all
All are one and one are all

Six is having problems
Adjusting to his clone status
Have to put him on a shelf
All day long we hear him crying so loud
I just wanna be myself
I just wanna be myself
I just wanna be myself
Be myself
Be myself

I’m all alone, so are we all
We destroyed the government
We’re destroying time
No more problems on the way

I’m through doctor
We don’t need your kind
The other ones
Ugly ones
Stupid boys
Wrong ones

I’m all alone, so are we all
We’re all clones
All are one and one are all
All are one and one are all
I’m all alone, so are we all
We’re all clones
All are one and one are all
All are one and one are all

20 thoughts on “six is having problems adjusting to his clone status

  1. What’s with the fine print? In a post where you express a desire for new (as yet unreceived) organs you put something in which requires eye donors??? 😉 What does that say?

  2. I put that song on a mix cd recently, only to hear like a month later a flippin’ COVER of it, a stupid lame regular old cover, not even like an interpretation. Wha? The original is so much better! Woohoo, Alice Cooper!

    So yeah, what’s the deal with this clone baby, anyway? What’s the point? Is this child to start a new master race that is someday going to build a spaceship and take all the Raellians away from all this? Why can’t they go now?

  3. welllll… i’m not sure there is a whole lot of credibility behind these particular claims.

    and Jessica – maybe the raellians missed the last comet-ship?

  4. Yes, kd, that’s better. I just heard the origin story of the Raelians on NPR; the alien was fluent in French? Yeah, right. Does the Academie Francaise know about that?

  5. dude, all aliens are fluent in francais. eet eez zhe language of probing luuuuvre, or as we say en france, avec du fromage, mes bon l�zards.

  6. i said, *fine* lizards — and plural. because you know, the lizards are out there, probably hanging around with the alien clones.

  7. So these aliens are hoving over a convertble parked at the local lover’s lane late one evening and the one lizard says to the other, “What are they doing?” and the other lizard says “I think they’re trying to communicate. See? He has his antenna out!”

    Ba-da-bing!

    …and welcome to Friday Night!

  8. Is it already out of vogue to mock the clone people?
    Because they just had a news story here and seems ‘Clonaid’ has offices here in Vegas. Here’s the *cough* VP.
    He certainly looks scientifically respectable, no?

  9. Welllllllllll Kd, you deserve THIS.

    The Blue Faierie Changeling boy runs through the blog and……….

    hehehe, you have been snowballed……..runs away giggling.

  10. I am sitting here and that SONG […who wants to live for ever, empty spaces what are we living for, forgotten places…] is running through me head! Maybe an extra brain could help in cases like this.

    *snortlaugh* 🙂
    Linkmaster, I know some people in Canada who would jump on that claim. You zee the aliens they speak ze fran�ais, non? vell ve should all be speaking french it is the world mother tongue, eh bien voila! maintenant je comprends tout! Ze Canadians fran�ais vill take over zee world! [I am sorry if the humour is lacking in there I tried but I think I need more coffee. please erase if inappropriate]
    🙂

  11. Munin, I thought the Parti Quebecois was shrinking a little. And it just occurred to me that this cult’s name is similar to that of Louis Riel; hmm…could it be that…nah, nah, c’est ne pas possible. 😉

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