things overheard and reported by spies from Dogberts New Ruling Class, who are everywhere
“I may not be the brightest light in…the…light drawer!”
“The ball is in the other person’s lap.”
“That report reads like a bleached whale.”
“That really burns my goat!”
“He had the eyes of a bat.”
“A little hindsight is forethought.”
“I don’t feel like the sharpest button on the beach today.”
“I just got my car fixed and it’s runnin’ like a dime.”
“I won’t cow-tail to anyone.”
“She exaggerates EVERYTHING.”
“That’s going to be the gravy on the cake!”
“The Albatross of Damocles is hanging over your neck.”
“There’s more than one way to lick a cat.”
“They’ve dumped you in the briar patch and told you to sink or swim.”
“We have to make sure we’re all swimming on the same page.”
“We’ve got a cash cow that’s turning into a dog that needs milking.”




the albatross of damacles?
Maybe that albatross could be used to cut the Gordian knot?
well i’m not milking the cow-dog
I am loving the Albatross of Damacles.
Hello, I’m giving this test and trying very hard to stay awake.
Does someone else want to play Professor Adult now? I’m tired and I want to go home….
I’d even milk the dog…
Blek. No I wouldn’t.
See? Further proof of my own brain death – I forgot to add my name. Now is that sad or what?
Maybe the albatross of damocles could be used to cut the cardigan know?
Bugger – tripewriting again!!! That should be “cardigan KNOT” *sigh*
Yeah, I think the Albatross of Damocles is going into my blog title.
it’s quite poetic, isn’t it?
The dog…..that just reminds me of “Meet The Parents”……and those tiny little cat teats.
bahahahaha! oh yeah!