why i am late, v. 4378.2b

the internet. and monty python. interminable waiting for the six hundred forty megabytes of the whole holy grail to download, only to find it … needed something. had to figure out what the something was (divx), acquire said something, and all that time and bandwidth up till then, all the anxiety not knowing if it was going to work. it does work! woo. so after all that, well, what would you expect me to do? jump up and take a shower and go to work?

and yet i feel … sorta bad about this. so, instead of bolting out the door this minute (already so late, what does it really matter?) i decided to burn a copy (along with the appropriate divx codecs) and bring it with me.

good heavens look at the time.

2 responses to “why i am late, v. 4378.2b”

  1. jhames

    Thief! THIEF!

    wait, I mean…SHRUBBERY! A SHRUBBERY!

    And that is the last MP reference I will make for the year. Hand to God.

  2. SpunkyTheMonkey

    we are the keepers of the holy words, ping, nee! and nooooooooooooooowum.

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