one bee.
two bee.
bee be very dead.
two days in dishwater.
still creepy.
bigtime creepy.
i’m keeping him. chrispy the dead bee body, my mascot.
By lizard on April 2, 2003
one bee.
two bee.
bee be very dead.
two days in dishwater.
still creepy.
bigtime creepy.
i’m keeping him. chrispy the dead bee body, my mascot.
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ohmy! he is a bit freaky.
& he did move. ’cause you know i didn’t touch his creepy ass. *shudder*
You know, I was just sitting here thinking to myself, “self? you know the reason you never leave comments anywhere anymore? you just can’t relate to anybody.”
I can totally relate to this.
Is that a honey stain?
oh.my.gawd.
I am so freaked out right now. That thing is HUGE!
Girl, get rid of it. What if it comes back to life? Go bury it in the back yard, proper like, and you might be redeemed
are you kidding? my mascot? no, in fact pretty soon this whole website will be swarming with alien ghost bugs.
no, not honey, justin. it’s … he soaked in dirty dishwater a couple days.
is it me or is that bee lightly charred? in the dishwasher you say. shudder. not putting my dishes there. no siree bob!
I know these bees…
Last fall (with a size reference)
…and they can sting (reference higher on that page).
…and they die slow!