it’s nicole‘s fault. i couldn’t help it. i had to add my own alert to what they want you to think. go ahead, go click the department of homeland paranoia over there.
stay tuned, this is setup to be completely interactive, all it needs at the moment is a little teeny form thingy to write to the text file. i should have it get the name of the person picking the alert status too, right? of course.
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and that’s just what it will do. go there, click, select a level, & tell it your name. it needs to know your name. & then close the wee window & reload & woo!
you see, you *can* control your own terror.
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and, credit where credit’s due, the original script to gather the information from the DHS site came from ofhills.com.
“you’ll just have to trust me.”
LMAO.
pure.comedy.
Ahahahaha. Sorry, I hate comments like this. But really, I’m laughing over here.
the ‘control thing’ is just too much! wow, i am so impressed.
Oh, this is just tooooo much fun!
My compliments to the chef!
i should make the form load the two include pages & offer the chance to change it again, shouldn’t i? mmhmm.
oh yeah. oh man. it’s way more fun now.
Ignore me, people; I’m just enjoying the geekery!
Hmmm… Maybe bump up the height of the popup to accomodate the meatier results? (IE6)
my god you are a fucking genius
is it cookie-ing you guys? i tried to make it use the same cookie as the comment form but that wasn’t happening.
I have a cramp now. From laughing.
now i need more colors.
you definitely need more colors.
and it cookied me.
Cookie bakery churning out product…
special thanks to krix for rust, peach, seafoam, & saffron — man, this was fun.
What a great site! I’m delighted you found a use for my terror script. I knew that thing could be fun, in the hands of someone with some imagination!
purrfect! just, umm…wow. very cool. yes i am awed and astounded. i think chartreuse would be a great colour to add, and pastels. baby blue, happy yellow, sickly pink, and pasty green. except i can’t come up with anything remotely original or entertaining to go with them.
whatever you do, do it naked & covered in crisco. i can’t tell you why, you’ll just have to trust me. ha haa haaa. oh i think i just peed myself laughing. *snort*
You should do ‘haute’ colors now….aubergine and umber and dammit, why is there no CHARTREUSE??
The color of Mountain Dew should be used in all critical-type sitchoo ayshees!
And yes, I’ll gladly take the Superman ceedees. Most excellent. Thank you. TACKY PACKtm forthcoming soon.
ok, i can do the dew, but i’m not quite sure what color aubergine is. i’m so not ‘haute’
i mean, i’m hot, yeah, just not haute.
‘i’m hot, yeah, just not haute.’
LOL is not saying enough. you have me in stitches, feck.