greetings from the land of good-god-what-have-i-done-now. it’s a lovely evening here, well, except for the fumes.
*pause* alright then. i’ve decided that i meant to do this, maybe not in this way exactly, but that’s not important right now. what is important is that if i still have any hair after this last round of chemical whimsy, that i will have acheived exactly whatever it was i had in mind when i set off on this journey some four hours ago. the same goes for the alternative, the not having any hair left. i couldn’t very well do it back when that irish chick that pissed of the pope was doing it, now could i? no, i make my own trends.
whatever happened to the good old days when everyone wore hats? what a lot of hatless heathens we’ve become. *shakes head*
wait. what am i talking about? i’ve acheived that highly desirable & difficult effect whereby a lovely veryvery light golden blonde color at the roots fades in strategically arranged patches to a lovely pale rusty color at the ends — something i’m sure would have cost me a small fortune if i’d walked into whatshisname of beverly hills’ & requested such an elaborate ‘do.
ok, ok, it’s not really all that bad. it could be worse. i could have scissors & beer.
oh wait.
You did it?!?!?!?
…and??? Come on! Let’s see! Pretty please <g>!
It sounds loverly…
wait!!! don’t cut it!! for the love of god lol i mean.. unless you know how, of course.
Put the scissors down. Just put the scissors down, dear, there’s a good girl.
still no picture? *waiting patiently*
hope you have a happy mother’s day, feck!
happy mom’s day!
Happy Mother’s day!!!!
So you did it? I’m impressed. Did you know that there are “special” websites for blonde mothers? Of course, I’ve never seen one but the spam I get makes them sound… intriguing.
Happy mother’s day.
oh man. it’s … i … ok, honestly? i don’t even think i’m being all that delusional when i say, the only answer at this point is to put more stuff on my hair. specifically, one of those highlighting/lowlighting kits.
but i’m going to get help first. well, i’m going to get my daughter to help. i don’t think one should crack one’s third full box of major hair changing stuff in the space of 12 hours, in a bathroom, all alone. that’s just so … crazy.
To say nothing of the chemical effects…
You need backup! Just like the first rule of diving: Never color hair alone!
you know? i was just looking at it & thinking, man, i like the light parts better. maybe i’ll just get some more bleachy stuff (per daughter’s recommendation) & have her make it all that light color.
Yes, as Linkmeister said: Put down the scissors, and step away from your head.
wait stop come back
is your head safe? perchance some pictoral evidence would be in order now…
relax. i just put a pound of conditioner on it & took a nap.
& for all of your informations i have cut my own hair on any number of occasions. i’m not real good at it, but i don’t suck either. & i have the sort of unruly hair that actually looks better cut unevenly. it does.