possibly the world’s dirtiest running automobile, and sadly rather than ring up the folks at the guinness book, i fear i must clean the thing this weekend. a good four months of never littering does build up.
now. i am five foot four inches tall, and i was wearing three inch heel platform shoes today. this is me, standing eye-to-grill with the beast:
hummers = ridiculous. ok, well, maybe a hummer would be practical … but only if you are a self-styled urban commando mercenary-for-hire who wears only homemade tie-died camouflage catsuits with gold lam� combat boots and a matching evening bag. i imagine such an individual driving down the road with the theme from the A-Team on repeat, and either a rose or a knife clenched between their teeth. however i am in an exceedingly silly mood.