six mintues two seconds. gonna jump in at the last minute with an amount calculated based on how much i’d pay at the one retail outlet still carrying this incredibly full featured but not brand new camera. 4 minutes twenty seconds. the reviews i read placed it, back in the day, at $1000 – $1200, it is $199 plus $20 at the outlet. it’s $137.50 plus $10 right now. 3 minutes twenty seconds. i’ll go $165 tops. i’d be using my overdraft protection to spend the rent money i’m depositing tomorrow and then working my — 2 minutes 27 seconds — ass off to be able to bill my client in time to cover this madness. not madness. necessity. necessity got it? ok, it’s time, i’m goin’ in.
nope. $167.50. do i go $182.50? that’s still good. brought it up to $177.50, i’m high bidder. omg. 49 seconds. goosebumps the size of geese.
oh shit. i gotta work.