so if you have a totally automatic digicam that insists upon handling everything including exposure and focus no matter what, and you want a blurry shot of a freeway sign, and you are going 75 miles per hour, and rather than seek the therapy you so desperately need at this point, you become determined to get the picture, well … first of all, don’t bother with the viewfinder, it’s useless, just use the force. now timing? have to figure in the interval the autofocus will waste not focusing and factor in moving 110 feet per second, and you have a full half a second window if your aim is perfect. fun stuff.

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You know what’s really cool to do with a digital camera? Drive around but instead of looking directly out the front window to steer, drive while watching the road through just the LCD display.
maybe with a decent camera. not with mine.
That picture resembles the panic attacks I used to have…
you could totally have a gallery showing of photos taken at 80-plus mph. or 90. this could be a money-maker. i’m serious.
and each and every one of these things which I ASSURE YOU ARE ALL PHOTOSHOPPED NO LAWS WERE BROKEN is an enormous ticket in and of itself. evidence and all. good thing i rock at photoshop, huh? gots the mad skillz.
I second stacey’s suggestion, it’s like you’re in an episode of Cops, that pseudo reality show that’s on 24hrs a day on Fox.