meet the new boss, same as the old boss

so. the duplex i live in went on the market, what was that a week ago? and it sold, sight unseen, for five hundred fifty thousand dollars. the new owners are coming for a walk through in an hour.

direct quote from whatsisname “well at least i cleaned the refrigerator”. um, huh? i guess that’s like, really important on his planet.

2 responses to “meet the new boss, same as the old boss”

  1. deborah

    i’m Googling for Canadian Mafia as i speak. ..er.. type.

  2. dan

    Oh, yeah. That matters…

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